Most memorable comment on MN

[HeArInGhandsgirl11]

Stupid, inspiring, funny .... what ever it was, what is your most memorable comment on MN.

Mine was a poster who said her grandma once told her the secret to a successful marriage is "don't both fall out of love at the same time"

☝️ has stuck with me

Yep, that gets my vote! That one was comedy gold.

Hahahahahahahaha I forgot this existed

My inspiration too 😂😂

That was one of my favourites 😂

Balonz

There was a comment about how wearing a pashmina making a poster feel like the last steerage passenger off the Titanic that still makes me snort to myself every time I think of it

I can't remember it all but there was a thread not too long ago, where the OP's son had a talking 'birdie' badge that could predict things.

I'll try and find it...

A thread that had me in stitches was "Help, I'm an adult and I can't turn my shoes off!"
OP in her 40s had small feet and had bought some great looking trainers in a child's size. She wore into town for the first time without realizing that they had multicolored chaser lights running round the bottom of them lighting up each step....😂😂

Reading these threads and I'm cracking up. Someone come save me 😂😂😂😂

Hahahaha

So funny love all these threads

Do you know what I'm still at work and I can't continue reading these. I'm trying so hard to not cackle but failing miserably. Ill pick this up when I clock off 😂😂😂

Years ago there was a thread about badly dressed people and teaching them to dress properly. A poster chimes in with:
“You only thought you'd taught me a lesson. I tossed my mullet, hitched up my wranglers and wrote cunt in the dirt on the back of your car.”

Is that you Paul?

From the thread about the accidentally painted pigeon.

That M&S thread recently with the steak cut chips. Unfortunately it got zapped before I'd read much of it. Was obviously a troll but why not keep it around for the laughs?!

"She's a cunt for the butter"

I can't even remember the context now, it was a poster describing an elderly relative I think.

The sentence makes me chuckle away to myself often, pretty much every time I use butter...

Someone posted on one of the many recent non-driver bashing threads that their ex sitting in the passenger seat of a car and not the driving seat gave them the ick.
Okaaayyy then 😳. That definitely was a MN wtf moment.

I remember that vividly. OP was standing behind a couple of older, well-to-do ladies in a Dublin department store. They were talking about the chef Darina Allen.

"Now I love Darina, but she's an awful cunt for the butter" 😂😂

I think this was two old ladies overheard discussing James Martin, generally positively, although one observed that he was “a cunt for the butter” in his recipes 🧈

"Pom Bear, anyone...?"

In Classics and worth finding.

So many, but the 2 I often think about are from posters who used to spout absolute drivel. One was from a poster who had absolutely no problem with anyone watching porn on a train, she was most vociferous in her defence of this, and if someone didn’t like it they were welcome to look the other way. Vom.
The other was a thread started by a poster who really didn’t like her teenage DSC coming to visit because they wore the wrong labels, and she was asking how she could get them into the right ones. There were labels which were acceptable in her circle, and ones which were not. Her DSC fell into the latter camp and she was most displeased 🙄

Don't know if it's been mentioned already, but there was a comment on someone farting and it sounded like it ended with a question mark 😆

Also the thread about a woman who would turn up to wave poms poms at a group of men going for a cycle on a Sunday?

There was a hilarious farting thread that I still giggle about. Poster was putting a baby in the cot. The baby let out a little fart. The poster laughed and did machine gun farts then turned round and guests were waiting to say goodbye 😂

There was a thread about an op buying a clothing item and expecting to look like someone/something (I forgot what she expected to look like) and in reality she turned out to look like a middle aged karate instructor. I've looked for the thread and can't find it but her description made me lol

The sisters Chapel was thread was at best, irritating. Never found that funny.

The pom bear saga was what drew me I to MN and I am Angela Hernandez and Civil Libert Loberty for me. 😄

The thread about the poor woman whose child had suffered life changing injuries in an accident, where her husband had made a critical error. I really felt for her and still think of them all. MN was awesome then for her and I hoped it helped her a little.

Same for the women trapped who post in relationships, I love that they get access to people who will listen and advise.