Most memorable comment on MN

[HeArInGhandsgirl11]

Stupid, inspiring, funny .... what ever it was, what is your most memorable comment on MN.

Mine was a poster who said her grandma once told her the secret to a successful marriage is "don't both fall out of love at the same time"

☝️ has stuck with me

'I do think magazines/internet sites should be banned from showing pictures of celebs in lovely clothes unless they also display a photo of a 53 year old, size 18, 5ft 2in, woman with no make up and jowls like a basset hound wearing the same garment.
It needs the subtitle this is what it will look like on you, Janet next to it.'

(ditto)

Twatting wankbadger!

Can't remember what the thread was about but that line has always made me chuckle!

'playing Buckaroo with Bruce Grobelaar'

was a hilarious put-down about a pretentious Parking Twat who was too busy to come & move his car.

@bloodybluemoon The Saddam Hussein one has just killed me 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Can’t stop laughing.

That thread was so funny. The woman who sucked her dentist’s finger. The woman who “posed” her baby at a doctors appointment with one hand on the head and one on the stomach. I need to find that thread, could do with a good laugh again tomorrow.

I liked the “my ex fed badger to the kids in the Natural History Museum” thread.

And the “there’s a tiny elderly Korean lady in my garden and I want to go out” thread.

I can't recall what the thread was about, but the OP (after some discussion) had one of the best misspells I've ever seen:

"Boil in the vag curry"

Completely derailed the thread and still makes me laugh out loud 🤣🤣

A couple of days ago, ooh, did you mean to be so rude, it works?? !!!!. Shite, and I can’t emphasise this enough, shite.

The thread where the OP’s friend had sent a photo of kids bath time. The OP was trying to find a polite way to let her friend know that her husband’s penis was visible in the background.

Someone commented about the appearance of penises in the bath, along the lines of “they bob around looking like a cold Duncan Goodhew”. Still makes me chuckle every time I remember it.

The 'what can Hugo be short for?' baby name thread. Especially as the OP didn't see the funny side which prompted my favourite comment - 'are you still there OP or did Hugoaway?' 🤣

On a similar theme, this one:
OP: 'What's a good middle name for Havana?'
Genius poster: 'Oohnana'
I absolutely creased up when I read that.

The Reality vs Expectation clothes thread with the fat match, Colonel Gadaffi and Suzi Quattro's fat nan is probably the overall funniest one though, it's brilliant.

I remember crying laughing trying to relay the dentist finger sucking story to DP at the time.

A mystery I’ve never been able to solve…

Years ago in some innocuous thread, a poster referenced her husband’s poo spoon.

She was asked several times to expand on this, but didn’t.

I think about it at least twice a week.

I was coming to say this. That thread was so random!

Omg. This was mine.

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If I remember right, the op was dreading a visit from the ILs and was listing all that was awful about them.

Then including the dog.

And a poster wrote "even the dog's a cunt"

Omg. This was mine

Not my thread, I hasten to add, just the example I give on threads like this one!

Not a funny one but it really hit home for me and I wish I could remember the poster because I thought he comment was genius. It was a thread about a woman about to go on may leave asking about the fair way to deal with bills.

The comment was that if your partner expects you to contribute to bills as if you are working then they need to care for the baby as if they are not. So no excuse not to do night feeds, weekends etc.

That really hit home to me how much men focus on 50-50 with finances but still don’t intend to go 50-50 on other aspects of life.

It's OK, I already feel like Sooty

Reading these are hilarious and I remember having at good laugh at the t-rexing in the supermarket. But these have all made me laugh and great humour.

The poster took it for granted that everyone expressed their exasperation by hooting.

I love when people do the weirdest shit & don't even realise it's weird.

That could have been me that said that (it’s what I say normally), I also think Cillian Murphy has a face like a freshly waxed vagina and said that on here once only to be told off because people don’t wax their vaginas. I loved that reply because it was something that totally encapsulated the spirit of mumsnet 😂

Ha! Boil in the vag curry was me!

My favourite is still " It's your husband's sperm, not wheelie bin juice."

Agreed. And snapped and farted. Both totally the opposite of funny

joysexrenovation was good, for anyone who was there. About 14-16 months ago.

The 'what can Hugo be short for?' baby name thread.

Someone answered Hugogirl which I still think about every time I have to talk to a colleague at work called Hugo.

The lady who was having a bad time anyway then went sea swimming and got bitten by a cunty seal 😂