Johnson has fired Gove

[Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap.

I laughed at him sacking Gove. It's so ridiculously petty at this stage of his government imploding and it's equally humiliating for them both. Win/win

To quote Tucker “…because if she said no the only other choice was my left bollock with a fucking smiley face drawn on it”.

Back to what passes for reality this evening and fuck me, in the time it took to eat supper another three SPADs had gone. It’ll just be Johnson and the cat at this rate. Well, and Nadine because she knows no-one else will give her a chance to get near a lever of power so she’s clinging onto BoJo like a political life raft.

As for Boris sacking Gove, I’m sure the natural reaction to finding Gove in your employ is to want to sack him but it’s not like Johnson’s knee deep in other options, is it? Larry the Cat will be Foreign Secretary before dawn, you mark my words.

Larry the Cat will make a fucking amazing cabinet minister. Personally I think he should be Chancellor, the fact that Whiskas is off the shelves at Tesco would soon be sorted, you mark my words!

Johnson and Gove- two cheeks of the same arse.

My brain is now thoroughly fried because when the video of the chap making that repellent chicken and raspberry jam dish popped up, I thought for a second it was Nadhim Zahawi

Another one’s just resigned - Simon Hart

😂😂🙌🏻

And just as Carrie finished her excellent job decorating No10!

The cat is making another appearance!

Oh there goes another, Simon Hart, Secretary of State for Wales

😆

I've just seen that.

How many is that now?
I can't keep up

Trump moment indeed, with faint reminders of the Rubicon. I read somewhere that important business tomorrow is being cancelled because of the lack of ministers to send to ministers.

I’d rather see a respectable Tory party than watch our government implode.

BBC news team hanging on in there desperately hoping Carrie will come steaming out of the front door with a wheelie suitcase like the third-to-last Apprentice candidate.

Just to clarify, Simon Hart has resigned, not been sacked!

Yes!

I never knew there were so many ministers. Skills minister….Equalities minister….Safeguarding minister

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a Biscuits minister or something.

@Sharrowgirl there aren’t now!

I am going for 10am tomorrow for the "I am not resigning" press conference and 11am on Friday for the "I am resigning" speech in the MN sweep stake.

Boris is going to end up looking like Putin sitting alone at the cabinet table

I think you forgot the bit where the levelling up money doesn’t necessarily go to the poorest communities but the poorest communities with a Tory MP who is a mate.

I likened him to a stroppy toddler before when talking to my husband.

The Beeb has lately been having to deal with the shitshow of Nadine being culture secretary. I don't think the Tories are flavour of the month with Auntie just now!

Larry the cat?

End up standing in for cabinet?

Being held on Boris arms whilst he strokes him??

Larry the Cat is flaunting himself in anticipation of the Johnsons' dog's departure! Very smug.