Johnson has fired Gove

[Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer chap.

I'm a nurse let him try to run the government with no staff and no breaks let's see how long he lasts.

Otherwise loving watching them all implode. They knew what a spineless lying xxxxxx he was but still defended his every misdemeanor. Suddenly finding their morals, what a joke. Watching him belligerently carry on despite everything let's us all see how he defended his position as a philandering spouse. No dignity, no integrity, no respect, a narcissist of the lowest order.

Gove ...the irony of being called a snake by boris .....hilarious.

Zahawi is my local mp. Never once been on the campaign trail as far as I have seen. A sheep with a blue rosette would win the Tory vote here though.

He was caught claiming expenses for his wife's horse livery business' energy bills (or something similar) and was one of the misogynists attending the charity event that was staffed by women who were sexually harassed a few years back. So just your typical Tory sleeze merchant unfortunately

No thanks.

I think Armando Iannucci needs to write a Death of Stalin type film on this farcical situation.

Have the news channels got another ticker along with the resignations?

Resignations - 42
Tory MP's calling in sick tomorrow - 235

It’s like the toddler refusing to leave the party having a meltdown and flinging his nappy around……

Any “legacy” he thought he had - he has blown it.

Laughing stock of the world and history.

He promoted sex pest / assaulter Pincher because that’s BJ same normal / acceptable day to day behaviour.

2 more. So is that 44 now?
Genuinely, I'm not quite sure who's been counted.

I was reading about Alistair Campbell thinking ‘blimey what’s he got to do with all this? Surely he was last seen presenting Wheel of Fortune back in 1994!’
it’s been a really long day… anyway, made myself laugh. Not as much as watching this shitshow unfold though, you couldn’t make up this farce could you?

Oh he would absolutely tear this shit show to pieces!

Anyone else what HAGNFY to do a "BJ Shit Show Special"?!

Oh, so 43 excl Gove.

Watching ITV news and the reporters are all drowned out by protestors screaming ‘Boris Out!’ in the background!

And just realised that that title looks like a porn movie.....which sadly kind of fits given whats been going on!

Really enjoying this.

Theresa May must be breaking open the champagne.

Will the last person left in the Tory party please turn off the lights?

What a grand farce all this is...

I thought exactly the same as you.😂

I havent had a notification from the BBC news app (dont have a TV) for ages so I am guessing that they are struggling to keep up! Probably get one in an hour or so "BREAKING NEWS - Its all fucked....go to bed, we will tell you tomorrow"

I don't want to stop watching but I'm going to have to sleep and hope to wake up to some marvellous news!!

Can the Queen technically sack BJ? I don’t mean overturn the result of the last election, but ask someone else in the party to form a government. Must be some provision to remove the PM if they aren’t fit to serve any more, surely?

My sister sent a screen shot of this. It's hilarious. Love that the BBC has retained its sense of humour.

It’s an interesting hierarchy of what’s acceptable isn’t it - sex pest gets promoted and he’s willing to lie for him but someone who dares disagree is a ‘snake’ and fired?! Gove wasn’t fired for incompetence cos that’s just somewhere in the middle order and not a sackable offence. Punishment for that is you’re getting the next round in and everyone is on shot chasers.

Frankie Boyle says they're probably trying to lure him out of No 10 with a pair of used knickers on a fishing rod.

There'll be people dragging him by his legs with someone prising his fingers off the door frames at this rate.

@PyongyangKipperbang

"BREAKING NEWS - Its all fucked....go to bed, we will tell you tomorrow"

😁brilliant. I love this.

😂

I'm not sure that anyone wants to actually know, but I can explain "levelling up". What this means is that we throw some money at the poorest communities (but not an awful lot, mind) to fix them so that they will all get fabulous jobs, live in nice houses that they own, and retire early. This will mean that they will become more like the sort of people that the Ministers actually know - they will be "levelled up" to their betters. And I am honestly really not being sarcastic there - that is exactly what it is, the Minister is the idiot in charge of not achieving any of that.

Does that help?