It genuinely wouldn't surprise me if the bbc, sky etc had been told by a very senior source that the pm was going ("hello this is the queen speaking... Its done.")
Then No10 sees this whilst watching Tv and then gets their call fron the queen saying, "sort your fucking shit out and get off the pot".
Then the Tory Party goes into overdrive saying "right well you are not fucking staying until october"
And then Carrie is there screaming at Johnson "we are not leaving my wallpaper. I did not marry you only for you to be the shortest serving pm ever. You get out there and sort it out. I am the PM’s wife and i demand to be kept in the manner to which ive become accustomed" and he just stands there going "yes dear, i know. I am the pm and everyone loves me 14 million people voted for me personally and believe in my brexit buses even now and i must ensure this as part of my legacy".
Whilst also quietly thinking, "shit they are going to reveal where the russian bodies are buried now and im fucked".