Middleclass Child Abuser:101
Everybody in an official capacity relating to child welfare is a moron/spoilt little madam/nosey parker/mere child/interfering old hag/do gooder/idiot/child stealer/communist/nazi.
They're only interested in stealing your property. But they call your property a child and dare to claim that it has rights of its own. How can it? It came from your body, it's yours and yours alone.
They've got stupid notions about feeding them appropriately, keeping the home clean and safe and not giving them a little tap in the side of their head with your fist when they deserve it.
If they find out you don't agree with their stupid notions, they'll keep interfering and get more do gooders sticking their beak into your business.
The most important thing to do is to ensure that they never come into your home. You can easily just not turn up for appointments outside the home, but the threat to you is when they try and gain entry. You must therefore keep them all out at all costs.
When they continue to try to gain access, you must destroy them. Bring them down a few pegs, send them scuttling off like a spider. Complain about them - but bear in mind that this might make somebody more curious about what you're hiding - you've got to make them sound as pathetic and unpleasant as possible to justify your reaction, which is mild compared to what was actually going through your head at the time, seeing as your head version of dealing with her probably involved something with your fists or a big stick. The stick you use to assert your divine authority over the smaller mammals in your kingdom, two legged or four.
Make sure that you have lots of people ready to agree with you that they're all awful. They might provide useful information for how you can ensure no busybody gets anywhere near your property before it's old enough to understand that they can only say 'I fell over' or 'I'm clumsy' or it'll get twice the battering when it gets home.
Read the news for the stories where people went too far and their child died. Make lots of how sad, the poor little mite comments publicly. Make comments about how these women let any old man into their home. Because only men abuse children. Women like you 'discipline' or have awful, ungrateful things that get themselves hurt when they won't obey. Ensure that all and sundry know that you care deeply about the welfare of dead children. After all, you're not like them. You have the self control to not kill them. OK, there was that time when you nearly pushed that hot iron into the face of the eight year old, but you stopped before it touched. That makes you better. And there was that time when their shoulder made that popping noise and you had to take them to hospital, but they were too young to talk at that point. And it was handy that the doctor said shoulders can go again shortly afterwards, as you thought they'd be all over you when it happened a couple of months later as you were dragging them down the stairs and they tripped over their own clumsy feet. But you've got more sense than to do that again. Mustn't do the twisting thing, either. One of those 'friends' said that spiral fractures are taken as evidence of abuse. Hair, though, if you grab them by all of it, you can still drag them about and there's not a shred of evidence whilst you can explain it as them kicking up a fuss about hairbrushing. And if you let go halfway down the stairs, there won't be the twisting break to explain, there'll just be a few bumps from falling down the stairs. In extremis, you could probably say they fell and you tried to catch them, but it's better to not risk getting caught out in the first place.
Anyhow, back to the point. Keep the do-gooders out. That's the key. If they don't know your home and your children, you just have to keep things at a level where they're not in hospital too often. Stick to non marking things - not the face, not the arms. Everything else can be covered up with clothes and hair.
ESSENTIAL. This starts at birth. Keep them all OUT. That gives you five years before you have to deal with nosey teachers. No midwives, no health visitors, no playgroups, nurseries or pre-schools. And then when the teachers start sticking their noses into your business, well, there's no files or notes of concern from the first five years, so they've got no reason to get social workers poking around. It was easier in bygone years where apart from the odd visit to the doctor, nobody knew about the children until they got to school age and if you sent them to a different infant school to the older ones who were the subject of interference from child protection busybodies, they wouldn't have a clue that there's anything to be nosey about. Although that was nearly ruined when a teacher from the older ones' primary turned up working at the different school and gave a look. So annoying.
I was one of those children/property, along with my siblings.
Every one of you calling it chilling and totalitarian, every one of you saying that they're stupid and dangerous, every one of saying that well, they didn't save the dead children in the papers - you're sounding just like my fucking mother. The abuser.
I wouldn't be surprised in the least if some of you have something to hide. The others, oh, how fucking lucky you are that you simply cannot comprehend that people who look and sound like you are just as evil and cruel, but are smart enough to use your arguments to enable their abuse, smart and controlled enough to make sure that they only inflict pain, injury and terror, rather than death. That the first threats to their abuse are represented by the qualified nurse and qualified health visitor trying to check up on people who don't keep or cancel appointments. And that whilst there may well still be dead children in the news, you will never, ever know how many other children are still alive or the danger children were in was reduced just by the fact that the abuser knew that people out there were interested in the welfare of the children as their job.
And I know that my saying that will result in pure rage at the insult and offence I've caused you.
Well, you would say that, wouldn't you?