Work phrases that only exist in your field

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'Level 1,2,3 & 4 obs'
'Where's the ward lighter?'
The magic numbers-'5&2'
'Sectioned or informal?'
'They have been secluded'
'Absconsion risk'
And many more!

The world of mental health nursing is full of 'em.

What words or phrases do you use at work which no-one understands.

Can we do the WHO?'
ODP? Surgeon? Anaethatist?

We'll take this to D1 in the next stage - make sure you ask them for their COIs then, always best to get them well ahead of final approval.

This will need an ER/DC

Please book ES for a dummy sub

I bet very few people know what this job is

Dash 8 G-ECOW AOG in EDI. NLG U/S. Query FOD.

Which one's the biter and which one's the bitee?

nsJSA, UC, HB, CTR, PIP DLA BSP IS PC SPA SRP WRAG LCW LCWRA
RTR HRT, LTR, ILTR, NRPF HMRC DWP

@KStockHERO

MEQs REF TEF KEF NSS PTES CFP POLAR1 and 2 BoE DoR DoE HoS or HoD EE REF-able 4* outputs

Hello fellow academic 😊

I'll add
PAB
AER
DEG
VCEG
UVP

To that list ....

The host is on the patern. Take care not to over consecrate but if you do there is space in the aumbry for HCs.

Yellowleadbetter - nurse ?.
I see people who use a WZF or 4WW and might have a RTS and FSTF at home. I often ask for a sec2 for a POC. If I'm lucky they can do SLR and IRQ and mob ind. Sometimes I'm in ED.
On a bad day I might need to get involved with ACBT and FET. Really bad day would involve NP suction.

@AnnaBegins
Is the chip shortage killing you? I’m in robots and it’s get worse.

@XenoBitch

'Can we do the WHO?'

No, the surgeon's still in the coffee room.

@Yellowleadbetter ED/ICU Dr/nurse?

1st AD
Fall out
Final Checks
Gaffer
Tightline
Wrap

Taking empties to the cross.

Waiting for Bob to pull off the stick.

Going around the world, or around the loop.

@Numbersarefun

“Bottoms on the carpet”

Teacher?

@Yellowleadbetter

Bed 2 ARF on HF with heparin. Acute MI with CCF and IHD, T2D Arrest with 30 mins downtime until ROSC, quad strength norad chasing K, EOL, driver up, rels in. IVDU tubed awaiting CT.

Can you guess my job?

ITU?

54 it.
Do a 54.

Code brown

@BeyondMyWits

I'll pop it back on the spine for you.

Pharmacist?

@OfstedOffred BEPS as in taxes...?

CIN
CPP
CIC
S47
S20
EET
UASC
MDT
GAL
ICPC / RCPC
ICO / CO
EPP / LGP

(That's what BEPS means in my industry!)

@vdbfamily

How did they manage their ADLS and PADLS? Do they need an MCA? Will they be D2A or IPR? Are they a P1 or P2? Will they need an RTS and FSTF, a p.stool, WWF, 4WW? Who has LPA for them?

I understand that perfectly

Bfro
Bfr3y
Allocation toolkit
Srmsa
Srma
Rpa
EM
Aar
Sofa

UG
PGT
PGR
VIS
LDA
LOA
RCP NORCP
ROR
OME

I've not been there that long and there are so many abbreviations!

Growth penetration - wtf.

@Bluetrews25

Yellowleadbetter - nurse ?. I see people who use a WZF or 4WW and might have a RTS and FSTF at home. I often ask for a sec2 for a POC. If I'm lucky they can do SLR and IRQ and mob ind. Sometimes I'm in ED. On a bad day I might need to get involved with ACBT and FET. Really bad day would involve NP suction.

Lovely blue trousers?