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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

973 replies

bearlyactive · 11/12/2021 13:57

OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

OP posts:
x2boys · 12/01/2022 12:46

It's ringing now ,quick answer it!
Are Boris and Keir Bestest friends?

Bagadverts · 12/01/2022 15:01

Yep, often round having a drink together. Boris’s house is bigger so they use the garden.

How many could you fit in your garden for a business meeting?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 13/01/2022 13:15

89 million as long as I have a MN chicken, eleventy billion Greggs sausages rolls & pre cut fruit

Will Fruit Shoots & Gin be acceptable drinks?

x2boys · 13/01/2022 14:11

Yes but make sure you have mountain Dew for any toddlers attending
Will someone take the dog for a walk?

bearlyactive · 13/01/2022 18:16

Yes, as long as you return the favour by taking my cat out tomorrow.

Will somebody please get the goddamn door? (Bonus question: what movie is that from? I know it's got Meryl Streep in it but cannot for the life of me remember what film!)

OP posts:
TracyBeakerSoYeah · 14/01/2022 01:00

Ask Boris as he likes opening doors especially if there's a party going on behind it!
@bearlyactive She-Devil www.imdb.com/title/tt0098309/characters/nm0000658

Would IABU for burying RIAD under the patio?

x2boys · 14/01/2022 09:12

Not at all but make sure it's deep enough
Will it be warm soon?

Bagadverts · 14/01/2022 10:03

It is boiling where I am - could fry an egg on the pavement. (Thank my lucky stars not in Minnesota -9)

When will it finally cool down?

notmenotmenoitsnotme · 14/01/2022 15:21

When hell freezes over

Will extraterrestrial Count Binface be the next PM?

Bagadverts · 14/01/2022 17:18

No it’s a Bing thing being PM so Bing will be taking over next week. Surely can’t be any worse than current post holder?

What else is a Bing thing?

x2boys · 14/01/2022 19:55

Chanandolar Bong
What am I doing wrong with;a cooked chicken ,why can't I get enough meals out of one until Nye 2022 ?

bearlyactive · 14/01/2022 21:00

You ate it too fast.

Will someone come watch She-Devil with me? (Thanks Tracy Grin)

OP posts:
notmenotmenoitsnotme · 16/01/2022 18:25

No because I prefer the cocktail

If a candle melts and evaporates, does that mean we inhaled an entire candle through our nose?

bearlyactive · 16/01/2022 19:10

Yep. Enjoy the wax in your lungs!

Are you a melon?

OP posts:
x2boys · 16/01/2022 19:25

No but your Twisting my melon man
Are you my Wonderwall?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 16/01/2022 22:55

Well anything could happen

Is that Ironic?

bearlyactive · 17/01/2022 15:42

No, it's Ireneic.

Who's Irene?

OP posts:
x2boys · 17/01/2022 15:48

Eileen,s sister who always walks far to fast for Eileen and constantly says "Come on Eileen"!
Do the village people still want to live in a land down under?

x2boys · 17/01/2022 15:52

Oops got my bands mixed up 🤣
Do men at work still want to live in a land down under?

bearlyactive · 19/01/2022 13:11

They prefer a land up over.

What are cookies?

OP posts:
x2boys · 19/01/2022 13:44

They are carrot shaped slices of coffee flavoured roast potatoes
Is everyone having a good day?

bearlyactive · 19/01/2022 16:53

It's a... day.

What are your opinions on bolognese?

OP posts:
notmenotmenoitsnotme · 19/01/2022 19:43

It's a great place to visit but without kids. Some love it others hate it. Definitely needs to go on the bucket list though.

What makes you happy?

x2boys · 19/01/2022 19:55

COVID and lockdown make me very happy
Do you like red hot curry?

Thiswayorthatway · 19/01/2022 19:57

I hate curry 😵‍💫

How many dogs do you have?

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