Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

I’ve used it to paint my downstairs toilet.

What’s my sulky brother-in-law’s problem?

He just finished training for a job as a Covid tester.

What are you sulking about today?

Not being able to eat red hot curry for breakfast
Do you knit?

No, I sew.

Why?

Why oh why ,
Why is the Earth round?

It started like an apple core but kept on putting on weight round the middle.

How many apples do I need to make apple pie?

None in my Ritz Cracker Mock Apple Pie

Are you on BoJo’s side?

I'm climbing up his side towards his head, where I will give it one hell of a wobble.

Are you watching The Apprentice?

I'm too v0%dified to know

Whose gonna win?

Moira Stewart

Does anyone still actually watch The Apprentice?!

Best binged watched on loop with pizza but without sleep

What will Sue say?

"Where's Mel?"

How do you pronounce Mel Giedroyc's last name?

S.M.I.T.H
Are you a real dead Ringer for love?( Rip meatloaf 😢)

I'm an alive ringer for love.

Are you a bat out of hell?

Yes and you can see my heart beating ,still beating
Two out of three ain't bad ?

Three out of two is the aim.
What should I drink while both eating meatloaf and listening to Meatloaf?

A chilled meatloaf smoothie on the rocks with a dash of Tabasco garnished with mint.

Welcome to the neighbourhood. Are you new here?

No. I've been here this whole time. You just haven't seen me...

How long have you been here?

I arrived today
Whose behind the mask?

It’s Mumsnet’s DP Netmums

Have you ever. Ever felt like this.
How strange things happen. Are you going round the twist?

Only when I painted the whole world with a rainbow 🌈.
Have the Badgers sorted everything out yet?

It's still a work in progress.

Are you still a work in progress?

No I’m practically perfect in every way!

Did you have a nanny?

No but I had a Nanny goat
Is it you coughing outside of my window 😷😷

It was me yesterday not sure who it is today.

Why did you not invite me to your infamous birthday party?