Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

Working as an ICU nurse?

Who is your favourite Tom?

Tom thumb
Is George Clooney still a Dr ?

Yes, he has two PhDs in Astrophysics and Ancient Sumerian.

Did the ancient Sumerians travel to the stars?

They traveled to infinity and beyond
Who built the Pyramids?

The Wombles.

What was the real purpose of Stonehenge?

It was Gulliver's Abacus
What have the borrower's borrowed in your house recently?

My hair straighteners as they've disappeared looks suspiciously at DD

Should I get a tattoo?

Yes. With a giant "FUCK OFF DAVE" written on it.

What's wrong with the Twitter algorithm?

They haven’t turned it off and on again since 2019.

How many tweets do you make a day?

The birds are always waking me up with their tweets
Do you like pepper?

Yes a nice grind of pepper in my tea.

Tea or coffee?

Gravy

Have you ever mixed up the gravy and the coffee?

No I have never mixed it up ,coffee is lovely on a roast beef dinner
Have you ever mixed up salt and sugar?

Yes & I threw it at Dave because he thinks it's snow!

Is Dave clever?

Dave is very ,very clever ,he is the cleverest person in the world
How many parties have there been in Downing Street and where you invited ?

They’ve never had a party at Downing Street. I was invited to all the parties that never happened. (I am so angry right now irl.)

How x as n i I get less stressed?

So angry I can’t type
How can I get less stressed?

Do more. Faster. All day and all night. Especially when tired and have lots of arguments about money if you can.

Oops, forgot a question:

Would you like to win the lottery and why?

No because I've already won the Euromillions 8 times & am a billionaire

Why are men like buses, none for ages then 3 come along at once?

Because they are all Dave's ,no Dave for ages and then 3 Dave's .
Should the world divided into Dave's and not Dave's!

Yes because everyone with Dave/David in their name is well fit 😂

When will RIAD get over his mardy & call me or should I meet the other man NCD (Nit called Dave)?

Meet them both!
Would you rather be celebrating your 21st or 50th ?( IRL dsd 21st is the same day as dsis, 50th)

Best off having a joint 71st

Do you think my business teaching people about nose-picking would take off?

Hmm I'd scratch that if I were you

When will you make my phone ring?