Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

Tell us the truth
What caused your hangover?

I have never had a hangover unless you are talking about my tummy which would be very rude of you as it does have a tendency to hang over a lot little
Who egged my neighbour's car on Saturday ?

Me. Shhh...

How did everyone cope with the heat?

I found it refreshing.

Will he grass ever grow back?

Only during a drought.

What will the next trend in blue jeans be?

Denim wonky cut offs
Will it rain soon ?

It's never going to rain again!

Is it too hot for a duvet?

No - snuggle down

what will cool me down?

A can of irn bru and a cigar
Is irn bru really made in Scotland from girders?

Irn Bru is made by boiling up thistles.

If you could go on any holiday you choose, where would you go?

Scunthorpe for two weeks in a tent
Do you like ryvita,s ?

She had great attitude on Corrie.

How do you revive a hydrangea?

Pour honey over it.

Too late for dinner, bit early for breakfast. What should I eat at 2am?

Shepherds pie with a side of cottage pie and sprouts
What did @Bagzzz eat at 2am?

Candy floss and spam

how did I get that scratch on my arm?

Your tiger gave you a friendly tap.

where can I buy walnuts?

At Helmshore textile museum
Why are Sundays incredibly dull?

The sun takes a rest.

where are you going for your next holiday?

Grand Cayman. We go every year on a private jet…

What is your ‘must have’ item to take on holiday?

Pork pie and mustard
Bikini or tanking?

Tankini!

The new swimsuit by Borat. It's so designer, gotta get one in every colour

Is it too late to go to bed?

Yes - you have to go to bed five minutes before you need to get up.

how can I become famous?

Contact one of the Bros brothers to get your picture in the paper!

What's the motto you live by?

‘I owe you nothing’

If you could choose one meal to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?