Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

I'm not telling you!

Guess who's coming to see me this weekend?

The Queen

what is @TracyBeakerSoYeah going to do with the Queen on Bank Holiday Monday?

They are going to play backgammon and drink Gin
What will they have to eat ?

It all depends on what PBCBZ is cooking

What will he cook?

He will be cooking a manly bar b que
Will he have burnt enough sausages and burgers for everyone?

Sorry no, he’s really only interested in the Queen - much more likely to supply high quality marmalade and weapons.

what would your top priority be in your local area? (Just been sent a letter from politician asking this irl)

Teleportation stations

Do you have a Teleportation station in your home city/town?

I don't know
But given this thread has been very Quiet ,have we all been teleported to a different dimension?

Yes if you class another country as another dimension!

PBCBZ has challenged me to be quiet for 1 hour.
Will I win?

Yes with the help of some heavy duty gaffer tape

Ive just returned from teleporting from outer space as I fancied taking my brain to another dimension. Pay close attention. Where are you of to on your teleportation travels?

Tesco to buy something for tea

What should I buy?

Jam sandwiches

How often do you sneeze each day?

3035 times
Do you enjoy sneezing?

Only on Thursdays atishoo!

Whats your favourite day of the week & why?

A month of Sundays because who doesn't like a lie in
Is it wrong to have a cooked breakfast on a day that isn't a Sunday?

Yes as you should only have a cooked breakfast as your evening meal every day of the week

What would you rename the days of the week?

It will depend on the time of the year and the weather and if the Badgers are in agreement
Is a Beer and a curry with colleagues a party?

No it's s farty.

When will Mumsnet fix the taking you to next post link grrrr ?

When RIAD promises to stop meddling in MN

Will he stop meddling & where did PBCBZ take me to today?

He will stop meddling when the world stands still
PBCBZ,took you to IKEA for lunch
What did @TracyBeakerSoYeah ,eat?

Coq au Vin

how can I remember the date? as MN has decided that I can’t just see “Today”

By writing in giant neon letters on the side of the wall
Where has everyone been?

Tonbridge

where are we going?

Another dimension.

What will we find there?

Afternoon tea hopefully as well as our replicas living in the sum of all potential parallel universes, a multiverse

What would you say to your never-met-before-clone self??