Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

Because RIAD put them there
Why did RIAD put them there ?

RIAD put them there after he said "I'm happy for you & PBCBZ , honestly"

Does he mean it & should I find him a TBSY! replacement?

(@x2boys he really did say that via text)

Yes ,and your replacement should be your very best friend,that won't be arkward at all!
Who broke Mumsnet again ,and didn't fixit properly ?

Think it was RIAD

Does anyone have a teenager that could fix MN?

Well I have a teenager who would love to come out of his room to fix Mumsnet ( clearly this is a wrong answer if you know my teen).
Why did RIAD break Mumsnet ?

RIAD assures us that MN is not and never was broken, but has apologised and has accepted a fine for breaking MN. Then somebody noticed the holes so he knew he needed to apologise again.

what else does RIAD need to apologise for?

RIAD must apologise for me being lost. I have been wandering aimlessly around Mumsnet for days. I thought I'd never find this thread again. It's such a relief to be back to a place of familiarity and safety.

Can someone give me directions to the Yellow Brick Road? I need to get to Oz

You need to take a left turn at coronation Street onto Albert Square ,straight through Emmerdale village ,without passing Go and collecting £200, when you see the signs for Amarillo ,The yellow brick road will be the first exit on the right
Why have the Badgers been quiet recently?

Because they are finalising their plans

What are their plans?

I can't tell you as I had to sign the official secrets act,
But if you buy Beryl 20 Benson and Hedges and half a bottle of Brandy ,she might be persuaded to spill the beans
Whose going to Beryls for Sunday lunch?

I'm not sure whether to go it depends on who is there 🤔😂 & whether I'll be safe.

Who will go to Beryl's next Sunday for lunch & will I be safe?

I have just got back from Beryl's. The roast pineapple was so delicious. But she did not say a word. I couldn't get her or her BFF Ethel to reveal the plans after handing over the B&H and brandy.

If you weren't at Beryl's where were you? we were waiting for you for ages

I meant to come but got waylaid trying to decide which brandy to get.

are you going abroad for your next holiday?

No I'm staying in Beryl and Dave's caravan in Scunthorpe for a week
Is anybody else joining us?

I will. Eventually. In maybe eight years time?

What do you want to be when you grow up?

A tree
When will I grow up?

About 8 years?

what tree will x2boys be?

A Christmas tree

whats the best thing about being a grownup?

The Bills love em!
Is RIAD messing around with Mumsnet again , duplicating threads and posts?

No he's blooming messing around with my head! 😤

I'm living my happy ever after with PBCBZ so how do I solve a problem called Maria RIAD? 🤔

Sing a song very loudly in his ear.

How many threads are you watching?

Not enough

Should I try it?

Yes you need to dedicate your life to Mumsnet and thread watching
When will it be warm?

It'll feel warm after you put your winter coat on

What shall I plan to do this bank holiday weekend?

Plan your weekend around Mumsnet watching threads
Why do you ask surely we all plan our time watching Mumsnet ?