Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

How you Doin?
Is Joey Tribbiani still living his best life?

Yes in Mars

Who stole all my energy?

Keir starmer
What are the Badgers doing about monkey pox?

Luckily they can’t catch it so are teaming up with a team at Newcastle University to come up with cures.

when did you last see a badger?

Last Friday night in the queue at the chippy

What did the Badger order?

The finest taste the difference saveloy fried in batter with a pickled egg

How is your Jubilee party planning coming along?

Fabulously! Only twenty trifles to go.

How would you describe a narwhal?

cross between a mouse and a giraffe

what do narwhals have for breakfast?

Peanut butter on seeded toast with a mug of builders tea

Do Narwhals have sugar in their tea?

Nar they don't

Do YOU take sugar in your tea?

2 table spoons please.

What’s the difference between a teaspoon and a tablespoon?

It takes the volume of three tablespoons to make the volume of one teaspoon.

Do you eat your pudding with a spoon, a fork, both or neither?

I eat my pudding with a handbag

Where am I going today?

To the shops to find a handbag to fit in enough marmalade sandwiches for emergencies

Will you be partying tomorrow?

Green with purple stripes.

Are we nearly there yet?

We arrived last week

What is the Queen really up to this weekend?

Playing online scrabble with David Attenborough.

Best takeaway for dinner tonight?

Soggy lettuce lamb wraps.

What time shall I go to the gym later?

Get up and go now. It's best at this time, especially in the rain

Why am I awake at stupid O'Clock?

Because your mind is about to EXPLODE!!

Where did Cotton Eyed Joe come from and go?

Primark but now he's moved to Zara

Why did CEJ move to Zara?

For the camels and dunes.

What can pass through the eye of a needle?

A dune.

Why is the football world cup happening in a desert country?

Because the world has gone mad!

Why has the world gone mad?

Because the world Cup.is in December
Will we ever reach the end of this thread ?