Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

The spiders will not dark on your washing

What will they do instead?

They will all play s gamevof incey wincey spider throwing themselves in and out of spouts to be washed out , it's very popular in the spider world
What else is popular?

Web spelling bees, judged on accuracy and style, complexity, judged by a pig each year.

What are the bats up to this weekend?

throwing a big party as their non dom status has just been confirmed

When will Bodger and Badger make a comeback?

When the horses whisper

What will they whisper?

"Get your tractors off our lawn"

Where has everyone been?

At Brooklyn & Nicola's wedding

Why did you have to turn down your invite?

Date clashed with my nasal hair trimming appointment so unfortunately I couldn't make it.

What did you get the bride and groom who probably have everything already anyway?

A set of flying ducks

Should I also have got them a murial?

Well as long as you got them a matching Hilda & Stan cruet set to go with it

Where's Eddie gone?

He went to Bury with Marian?
Why have I never bumped into him?

He has an invisibility cloak.

What would your magic power be?

Eating crisps
What will your magic power be?

Animal morphing so I can solve the unresolved mystery of what the local friendly Puss in Boots gets up to

What unresolved mystery have you recently solved?

Where the odd socks go from out of the washing machine !!

What's the next fashion trend ??

Deep forest green cambric shirts, kinky boots & flowers in your hair

Are you going to San Francisco or Scarborough Fair & why?

I'm going to Amarillo, because it seems much cooler.

Will I get there in time for bed?

You will get there in time to see Ted

Where did you go on your recent excellent adventure?

For me to know & for you to find out

What did I dream of last night?

You were not asleep
You were keeping president zelensky entertained
What will I dream of tonight?

Quad biking at high speed through the hills of the countryside for an adrenaline rush with sooty, sweep and Mathew

Where is the key?

Under the plant pot where you left it.

What does the key open?

It opens the secrets of the universe
What are the secrets of the universe?

The Universe is called Anne

Where in the world are my marbles?

In my handbag

Why are they in my handbag?