Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

While @x2boys fixes Europe I’m going to clean the kitchen start first thing tomorrow, after a nap.

Should I sort spices by alphabetical order or how often I use them? (I recommend Michael McIntyre spices sketch while answering this question)

Give every spice a performance review & top performer goes first or failing that throw them all out of the window & which ever spice lands farthest away goes first in the line up.

Who gave me & PBCBZ (Paddington Bear But Could Be Zelenskiy) Covid?

Dave - get better soon @TracyBeakerSoYeah

What should I eat for dinner tonight?

Tomatoes and chips
What should I eat for breakfast yesterday?

Fortnight's tomorrow's dinner

What shall I do for fun tomorrow?

You can clean the big hand and little hand on Big Ben
Will this lovely spring like weather last ?

Certainly, it will last until 13:54 precisely

Who do you admire the most?

Myself & everyone on this thread

Who do you love the most?

( @Bagadverts thank you feeling a bit better)

Only the creative bunch of peeps on this thread

What makes you tick?

Washing the clock hands on Big Ben
Would you like to clean the windows in the Shard?

No I'd like to drink Champagne in the Shard & try not to break the champagne flutes

Would you like to go down the Thames on a boat?

As I'm a good swimmer I will just use my swimming float

Is it possible to spend all day on Mumsnet?

No it's boring

RIAD, why was I so deranged?

Apparently love can make us lose our minds and logical decisions go out the window.

Oh dear is the hypothetical wedding off? I will cancel my hypothetical plane ticket to hypothetical exotic destination on non existent plane for non existent wedding

Afraid so.

Where should @BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN book her next holiday with all the hypothetical money she has saved?

I hope not as I have bought my hypothetical Matron of honour dress
And my hypothetical gift
I have also baked a hypothetical wedding cake
How many tiers should I make the non existent cake!

Non existent cake should be 4 tears high representing the tears cried by me, x2boys Bagadverts and bearlyactive.

How can we cheer TracyBeakerSoYeah up?

PS We still need somewhere to wear our hypothetical outfits we bought for hypothetical non existent wedding

We should take her on a non existent night out ,in our non existent new outfit,s and dance around our non existent hand bags whilst drinking copious amounts of non existent prosecco
Are you going on a hypothetical holiday this year ?

@x2boys*,*@Bagadverts & @BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN
you will still be needed as bridesmaids as I'm going on holiday with PBCBZ (Paddington Bear Could Be Zelensky) as I think you mistook RIAD for him

Where shall PBCBZ & I go on pre honeymoon holiday?

Blackburn
Why is it not Friday ?

Friday is on strike won’t be around for at least 48 hours

What is your favourite day of the week?

Monday morning obviously.

What time shall I have my breakfast?

Now

If my Covid LFT is negative tomorrow where shall I get PBCBZ to take me?

Paddington Underground Station

Where should @TracyBeakerSoYeah take PBCBZ from Paddington?

To the deepest darkest Peru
Will they have enough marmalade sandwiches under their hats to last them ?