Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

I prefer Smash.

What was with those crazy Smash adverts?

A coded message from God

What is Mrs God planning on doing to sort the world out?

Come and visit Putin in person, literally scare him to death.

What would you say to Mrs God?

Thank you for giving me the most wonderful parents. Now I know how not to parent.

When will I .... will I be famous?

You are famous on this thread
When will I have my picture in the paper?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

Will today be a terrific Thursday?

It will be a totally , fantastically terrific Thursday
Will Saturday be sloppy?

It will be super sick sneezing Saturday

Anyone else not feeling well?

I am feeling torn

Why am I feeling torn?

Multiple reasons: the perfect sky got torn and the Illusion never changed Into something real. If that wasn't enough, the conversation ran dry as did the inspiration.

What ever happened to Natalie?

She ran out of men on coronation Street so moved on
Do you think Tommy and Gina are grandparents yet ?

They are holding on to what they got, it doesn't make a difference if they are grandparents or not. Tommy still works on the docks, union's been on strike. He's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough. Gina still works the diner all day, working for her man. She brings home her pay, for love, for love

We need a Mumsnet song. What will the lyrics be?

Let's do the time warp agan
It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the rig ggght ,with your hand ,s on your hips ,you bring your knees in b tig ggght etc etc
Will we win over Mumsnet ,s got talent ?

Better reinforce windows and mirrors as we will be winning Eurovision with our original super voices Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do

Will RIAD/PB/ Dave/Bob/ the badgers/ Vlod or Vlad be in the front row?

Yes they will all be there cheering us on
Will we get more than null points?

We will be getting 12 points from every country and will be winners like Bucks Fizz!

Shall I spend the whole day on Mumsnet or the whole day tidying up?

Come round to mine instead it's far more exciting!

What am I doing?

Knitting socks for the Ukrainian army ,everybody needs socks
Will I wake up again at 5.30 am tomorrow!( Today has been very long and boring )

Yes you will wake up at 5:30 on the dot just like I will be to kick off super sneezing Sunday

When will I stop sneezing? This March cold is dreadful

You will stop sneezing when you are famous which by my reckoning will be next week

What will happen in the world next week?

The world will have a head fuck moment and will have a little think about what's been going on in the past couple of years and decide it needs to do better
Why do I keep waking up at 5.30 am is it a good time to be waking up?

You are receiving a special calling from the dishwasher and washing machine for you to complete their never ending load reload cycle

What are your plans for tomorrow?

To see what time RIAD reads my text message

Am I playing with fire?

We put it this way hide the the matches and don't don't buy lighters
Is RiAd back on the scene what happened to PB?
Am I too over invested in @TracyBeakerSoYeah ,s love life ,?

My plans for tomorrow are to sort out Europe ,after I have had a little nap .