Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

The marmalade would have melted in the Peruvian heat turning it into dripping. That would be a great way to enhance a sun tan though

Who will PBCBZ and TracyBeakerSoYeah bump into whilst visiting the ancient ruins?

Elvis Presley and Lord Lucan having a stroll
Will they all sit down and eat the sticky remains of the marmalade sandwiches?

No they will discover an ancient bottle of Pisco & decide to make Pisco sours with it & the remains of the marmalade sandwiches.

How drunk will they get?

The type of drunk that creep,s up on you,one two, three,floor
How will they get over their hangovers ?

They will go to Las Vegas in an attempt to cure their hangover but they have such a good time and wake up the next morning with no memory of the previous night. The hotel room is a shambles.

Are they both still there in the room in the morning or has one of them wondered off?

Elvis has wandered off to look for Celine, Britney or Adele to sing with & play poker

Why is PBCBZ so bossy?

They're secretly a cat.

Do I have to scroll back through the pages to find out what PBCBZ is, just like I did with the Daves/Not A Daves?

Yes 😂
( To put you out of your misery ) PBCBZ is @TracyBeakerSoYeah ,new love she calls him PB for Paddington Bear,and as President Zelensky used to voice Paddington Bear in the Ukraine ,PB might actually be President Zelensky therefore Padding Bear Could Be Zelensky,aka PBCBZ,keep up🤣
Is that about the jist of it?

Yes or no

Does jist/gist sound like a real word to you?

(Feels like I’m actually trying to say just and jist/gist doesn’t exist )

Jist and gist are actually two different words.
Jist = the nasty squeak made by rubber products when you handle them badly
Gist = the weird residue found in bathroom plug holes.

Will there eggs for tea?

Will there be eggs for tea, even

Don't ask me!

Why does everyone think that I know the answer to everything?

Well you do display the degree certificate you have in “everything” on the wall. Well done on the first btw.

What is your degree in?

I don't have one
But why did the nursing college I attended have two books in the nursing library,one titled "Soups and starters" and the other titled " Cooking with eggs?

Because you weren't allowed to graduate until you all became egg-sperts

Why are we being robbed by the invisible robber who will never be caught for robbing us of 1 hours sleep. The crime is about to happen soon and I don't know who to report this to.

Police station in Greenwich.

Will insurance cover the theft of an hour’s sleep?

Yes definately.

Why am I still up at 2.00am when So blooming tired?

To keep me company

What time will I wake up?

It's a Mumsnet thing just like it is a Bing thing. Plus part of me wanted to witness the 1 hour robbery crime which I have now witnessed. And on Mother's Day of all days. What a sick joke.

I am also up and don't know why. Does anyone know why we are up? I hope aliens aren't controlling my mind

Blame Nicky Minaj & her Starships for levitating us

Oops I did what again?

You have eaten all the pickled beef again we keep telling you no matter how good it tastes going down ,it's going to give you the runs again
Do you think my Dad should give Putin a good talking too?

Yes and whilst they are talking across that very long table, why not have a game of air hockey. That table looks exceptionally smooth.

Why has this thread been so quiet today?
Was this thread kidnapped for 24 hours by aliens.....

Yes

Why?

Aliens want to set up their own Mumsnet.

What will we get in return for helping them?

They will give us some vitally important information about Chris Rock and Will Smith
When will be told ?