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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

973 replies

bearlyactive · 11/12/2021 13:57

OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

OP posts:
BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 14/03/2022 13:03

Master Chef to showcase to the world my inability to cook

Which reality TV show would you be on?

x2boys · 14/03/2022 13:05

I'm a founder member of this thread so theerefor I'm kind of a celebrity get me out of here
Who would win ?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 14/03/2022 14:05

Definitely you @x2boys

What reality show should I be in?

x2boys · 14/03/2022 14:17

Celebrity ex on the beach with Geordie shore / married at first sight
Who will the judge be ?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 14/03/2022 14:44

Big Bird

What 3 words would you use to describe yourself in your reality tv application?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 14/03/2022 23:36

Peng, Peng & Penguin

Are you more Peng or more Penguin?

Bagadverts · 14/03/2022 23:48

Penguin

What would you put in Room 101?

x2boys · 15/03/2022 07:23

Putin
Who broke Mumsnet ?

FlakeyLurker · 15/03/2022 08:30

Damn, we can't seem to find the page you were looking for. Sorry about that - we'll fix it as soon as we can.

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Was it me?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 15/03/2022 08:50

They ain't got nothing on me. It was Slim Shady.

Why did Slim Shady bring Mumsnet down?

x2boys · 15/03/2022 09:22

Because he couldn't get eleventy billion meals out of a small chicken
Who is the real slim shady ,and have they stood up yet?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 15/03/2022 13:35

Stan is the man on the Clapham omnibus who is the most hypothetical ordinary and reasonable person I have ever met. Anyway he is can't stand up as he is sitting down on the bus.

Where is Stan going?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 15/03/2022 13:56

To see RIAD

Why is he going to see RIAD?

x2boys · 15/03/2022 14:15

Because RIAD knows
What Does RIAD know?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 15/03/2022 14:16

To tell him the breaking news before it goes viral.

What is the breaking news?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 15/03/2022 14:30

That he realises that he has made a big mistake, a huge mistake, a Pretty Woman sized mistake.

What's RIAD going to do?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 15/03/2022 14:53

RIAD will take the National Express because his life is momentarily a mess and a coach journey will make him smile.

Who should RIAD offer his apology to?

x2boys · 15/03/2022 15:19

To the Dalai Llama
Will the Dalai Llama accept RIAD,s apology ?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 15/03/2022 18:40

Yes as long as RIAD also apologises to me for his behaviour!

What will he say?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 15/03/2022 21:10

That he is a lucky son of a gun, he works 8 hours, sleeps 8 hours and that leaves 8 hours for fun including making it up to TracyBeakerSoYeah

Will TracyBeakerSoYeah accept RIAD's apology?

x2boys · 15/03/2022 21:20

She might do but where will that leave PB aka president zelensky?
Does president zelensky keep his marmalade sandwiches under his hat?

Bagadverts · 15/03/2022 23:32

It’s the best place for them.

Have you ever made marmalade?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 15/03/2022 23:56

I can sing Lady Marmalade

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 16/03/2022 06:33

Que sera, sera. Whatever will be, will be. The future's not ours to see. Que sera sera

Will today be a wacky Wednesday?

x2boys · 16/03/2022 07:24

No but Friday will be Freaky
What is your thoughts on sausage and mash,?