Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

A big dollop of codswallop for the filling

What drink would go with this?

The milk of human kindness
Who would play Boris in a film about his life ?

Boris himself.

Who else?

Sacha Baron Cohen as Ali G playing Boris - though he might come across as too clever 😂

What is Carrie thinking?

Where has that bloody dummy gone baby won't sleep without it
Am I referring to Boris or a pacifier?

That's the million dollar question on who wants to be a millionaire. Need to go 50 50.

When will we be invited to 10 Downtown Street because of this thread?

I have already been to all the parties (work meetings)
Are you referring to Downing Street or Downton Abby?

11 Drowning In wine Street

Where can I get a wine suitcase?

I'll have a look in my handbag

How many dates in a week is too many?

I find dates can be a bit dry ,I prefer raisins
Do you like jellied eels?

Just ordinary eels.

Do they Reel you in?

More like hooked like a fish on pickled fermented egg cabbage

Who will be Queen in 100 years time?

The Queen of spades
Do you prefer smoked bacon or sausage?

Hate all bacon and sausage

How do you get bacon crispy?

A couple of seconds in a luke warm oven each side should do the trick
How do you boil an egg ?

Put egg in pan full of liquid nitrogen and set timer for 1000 hours. Sit back and wait for delicious egg.

I heard Larry the Downing Street cat has also left. Is this true?

The purrpurtrator has fled.

What's that coming over the hill?

It's Mr Blobby heading into Downing Street. He's our new PM.

What breaking news will we have today?

Mr Blobby is doing a worse job as PM then Borris.

What is Mr Blobbys main policy?

That everyone should go round saying Blobby ,Blobby ,Blobby all day
Who would be Mr Blobby,s chancellor of the Exchequer?

Davros, leader of the Daleks.
No messing around or risk being exterminated. A great negotiator when meeting with other leaders.

How would Mr Blobby and Davros the Dalek improve our lives?

Food very important to Mr Blobby so good benefits so everyone can afford food.improved disability access as Davros will be putting a tax on staircases.

Who will be the Foreign Secretary?

Stacey Dooley
What other new taxes be introduced?

Generous Tax refunds and life long benefits for all on:
All vehicles with max mph of 30.
Pepper mills
All those using a voice changer when talking
All those holidaying on the Dalek planet

Where are you going on holiday this year?

My living room

Did Barry and Freda ever do it?