Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

B&M Bargains
Where can I buy some really expensive wine ?

Poundland is brilliant for champagne

Now where should I let my new date take me?

A romantic meal at the local chippy followed by roller skating
Are Boris and Vlad having a nice chat?

Yes as they planning the new strategy for my love life & what to do with the idiot men 😂😂😂

What exactly have they planned?

They are travelling the world attending every party they stumble upon. No time to talk about serious stuff. They are the best of friends and continually pat each other on the back and laugh whilst shouting "party on". They have each handed in their notice to set up their new business as party planners.

What is the name of their new party planning business?

Boris and Vlad party on, let's have the best party ever !!
How do the Badgers plan on sorting the world out ??

Tunnelling under 10 Downing Street and carrying away Boris.

What will they do with him?

They will give him truth serum so he will spill the beans about his booming party business with Vlad. Badgers are planning a hostile takeover.

What would you say if someone gave you truth serum?

I am innocent

Are you innocent or guilty?

Shhh. Neither.

Shortbread for breakfast, yay or nay?

neigh I prefer freshly sprouted grass with a sprinkling of dew

Who will be the next PM?

Nanny plum
Who will be in Nanny plum,s cabinet ?

Mary Poppins will be Foreign Secretary

Who will be Home Secretary?

Worzel Gummidge
Who will be the foreign secretary?

Oops 🤣
Who will be the new Health secretary?

Trixie from Call The Midwife

Who will be Chancellor of The Exchequer?

Ozzy Osbourne

What new law will the Nanny Plum and her new government get signed off to become an Act of Parliament?

That the wise old elf and only the wise old elf will decide any future laws
Should Good king Wencles replace BoJo ?

The good King's ghost is only available to provide cover for 1 month then has to get back to ghostly duties. He is expecting a lot of perks to come with this job such as partying 7 days a week without question with a constant supply of booze plus jobs and big contracts for all his ghost friends.

What will happen to Covid and it's variants?

They'll turn around and say "HAHAHAHA joke's on you!"

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

Not little red riding hood
If you were a contestant on who wants to be a millionaire
Who would your phone a friend be?

Putin

What would your specialist subject on mastermind be?

Make up

What should be an Olympic Sport?

Sandwich making
Who would win Gold ?

No 10 cook - made sandwiches in shape and form of lever arch files.

Best sandwich filling?