Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

They over done it and ended up in the ER. There is a whole docu-soap about how they were ...sent to the ER because of it. Can't remember what channel but needless to say it is on very late at night.

What prize does Mumsnet give to the top poster?

A chicken
What is your favourite flavour of Gin?

Cheese gin

What is the best recipe with cheese?

Cheese cheesecake.

Will you wish me luck for today?

No
( IRL good luck for whatever might be happening today 🍀)
Who will win the masked singer ?

Michelle Obama

Who would make a good Met Commissioner?

Hyacinth Bucket

What mystery will Hyacinth solve on her first day?

The jack the ripper mystery
Will scooby and the gang help?

They are part of a rival vigilante group that help in a different kind of way

What secret has the out going commissioner buried that is yet to be revealed?

That the reason the met have only half heartedly investigated party gate ,is that Boris and Cressida have been having a wild torrid affair and there are incriminating pictures of them involving Xmas tinsel and hand cuffs
When will Dominic Cummings release the pictures?

He is waiting for Boris to default on his up coming 799th blackmail payment.

What will it be that one of us says that is so inappropriate that this thread will be deleted?

It’s being reviewed but don’t ask how I know as it’s classified.

How many members does MN have?

Five ,it's all smokes and mirrors
Are you thirsty ?

I'm so thirsty for air that I can't do without it. It's a complete addition I don't know how to stop. I need to find the nearest rehabilitation centre and group session.

Who will be next to answer the question @Bagadverts or @x2boys ???

Well it should be @TracyBeakerSoYeah ,but she's probably on a date
What will be the next big scandal!

Me going on a date with RIAD's (Really is a Dave) brother

What will @x2boys say if/when RIAD's brother asks me out on a date?

Boris has just called and congratulations you & RIAD's bro are the first couple to have exclusive use of 10 Downing Street as a wedding venue. Plus the experience of Boris and Vlad the wedding planners. All posters on Mumsnet are invited and all posters on this thread get to sit on VIP thrones. Dominic Cummings is the expert wedding photographer and he will also sell your story and pics to the press. They are already getting the drinks in by the trolley load so don't worry everything is taken care off.

What controversial thing will be said in the wedding speech?

"He's really not a Dave."

How many Daves are there in the world?

Everybody should be called Dave
How many Tricia,s do you know ?

None. I make a point of not knowing anyone with an I in their name.

How did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken went to the crossing and crossed when the green Man was flashing
Was it a Mumsnet chicken?

No - traffic just stops for a Mn chicken because it is so big.

How many days can you feed your family with a cabbage?

740 days as it's a Mumsnet Cabbage or 5 mins if in not

What have I been up to tonight?

You have been on a date with Keir Starmer and Riad,was in the same venue and got so jealous he challenged Keir to a Dual
Who won?

I did.

What's the point of this game?