Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

Well it was all a bit of a scandal Margot had an affair with Tom and pushed Barbara out of house / mini farm and brought her fancy Ways to the house ,it is now an upmarket glamping site
Barbara in her despair turned to Jerry and eventually their misery turned to love ,they decided to have a fresh start on the Algarve and have happily lived in a villa ever since , everything that happened has long since forgotten and forgiven and the two couples regularly Skype each other and visit for holidays .
What are Terry and June up to these days ?

Terry & June opened a marriage bureau called
'Find Your Wife For Life'
They then launched the women's version
'The Man From Milk Tray Man Stays'
Franchised the business & then floated on the stock exchange & are now billionaires.
They are currently collaborating with Kim K-W on a accessories line & are in talks with Keir Starmer to model

I'm going to get my new DH from 'The Man From Milk Tray Stay' as they have a money back guarantee @x2boys

So what are George & Mildred up to?

They split up when George ran off with Dorian Green
But never fear Mildred met Bergerac at the church fete and he complimented her on her jam spongev,and they now live a glamorous life driving around Jersey solving minor crimes
What became of the odd couple ?

They drifted off into the sunset to pursue their interest in shark spotting and deep sea diving. It wasn't long before a passing boat went by and they were spotted by Tarantino who made them movie stars in an epic shark movie. Wikipedia states that this was the top-grossing film at the US box office in history.

When will we get head-hunted for our creativity and talent as movie writers? We are the cream of the crop

Can only we weeks, maybe April with new budget, but TV is the place to be rather than movies.

What show are we going to work on?

My sources say it will be an exciting new ROM com with the former cast of Edorado,set in Rochdale but it's all hush ,hush for now
Will it be a Netflix exclusive?

No, Amazon Prime.

What's that guy's name again, the one who runs Amazon?

It's our Dave's long lost separated at birth twin sister
Reese Witherspoon.
Reese just delegates to Jeff Bezos

Are we all going to be characters in this Netflix Amazon BBC America series of ours?

We are the big guns behind the scenes, too busy with our writing. The talent keeps flowing and we gotta make hay while the sun shins. We like our privacy so we don't flaunt it or reveal too much about ourselves. Sometimes we name change just to keep away from the A list lime light.

What will be the name of our first Netflix /Amazon /BBC America / Disney + series?

The name of our first Netflix / Amazon/ BBC America/ Disney+ / Britbox series will "the tragedy of the Mumsnet chicken "
Who will we get to play Dave and Beryl?

Ant and Dec.

Where will it be set?

New York, London & Leicester

Who will play me?

Sheridan Smith
Who is going to do the acceptance speech when we win a BAFTA?

Just got off phone with Captain Birdseye who has volunteered as he is between fishing trips not to mention a national institution. He has promised he'll take us out on a celebratory cruise after. Personally can't wait!

What cliff hanger are we ending season 1 on?

A liberal one - The hero is falling off the edge of a cliff with the baddie laughing.

Will anyone watch series 2, 3,…10 or will they be too angry that we didn’t finish any series in a satisfying way?

It will be so iconic it only needs one series and people will talk about it in many years to come in hushed tones about the sheer brilliance of it
Will MNHQ demand some of the royalties ?

We must share all royalties with anyone we pass on the street as soon as we step outside of our front door. This includes, dogs, cats and pigeons. I'm afraid I found this in the contract we all signed on the 12th of Never. However, there is a loophole..... when stepping out of back door no royalties are to be paid and that includes Big Brother Mumsnet.

What else does it say in our contract? So much to read and understand

It also says you must never reveal your very "outing "
hobby ever
And your chicken must be able to last at least a week for your family
Are we thinking we might be able to offer George Clooney a part ?

Yes George Clooney will play my new beau N.

Who will play RIAD the guy I hypothetically buried under the patio?

@x2boys 😂

I'm thinking's Jeremy Kyle as I would gladly hypothetically bury him under the patio 🤣🤣
We need a lead love triangle though who' would we cast???

We need Jodie Comer playing Villanelle as the female lead (me) but if she's not available then Sheridan Smith will do

We need at 5 other actors as the love interests so who do you suggest?

Danny De Vito
John Travolta
Matt Le Blanc
Curly Watts from Corrie
Matt Smith
What budget do we have ?

A penny.

What can you buy for a penny?

Anything you want from Tiffanys

Are they still serving breakfast at Tiffanys?

Sadly not - I can do you a fry up at Pandora

Where can I buy some really expensive earrings?