Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

What party it was a work meeting, working on taste testing birthday cakes and wine for the good of the nation.

Chocolate cake or lemon cheesecake?

Tiramisu please.
How long did you attend the party, sorry work meeting, for?

Just ten minutes
Am I Boris?

More like a boy named Sue in a ring of fire

When's the next party I hope to be invited

Your all invited to my house tommirow at 7pm for a party ,bring your own bottle!
When is a party not a party?

When it's in Downing Street!

WIBU to shred my parents' Daily Mails whenever I see them?

No, you should carefully save them and frame the best front pages.

How long will Boris last?

Forever and a day.

What will Boris do next?

He will become president of the world 🌎🌍
Wheres my son,s school shoes?

In his head where you put them.

What colour are school shoes?

These are the official school shoes

What's the new uniform?

Schools are very strict these days they only accept rainbow 🌈🌈 coloured shoes
Where can I buy rainbow coloured shoes?

X post
Rainbow coloured uniforms 🤣

And shall i just send darling son in ,in his coat of many colours?

Yes if he has Covid - it’ll make him really popular.

What colour is your coat?

It's a coat of undefined colours.
Do you have dancing shoes ?

Only kinky boots

Will this thread end up in the Daily Mail?

A typical DM thread, isn’t it there already?

Where can I get the DM?

From Harrods
What can you also buy from Harrods ?

The Guardian

Do you think we've confused the journos yet?

No as we haven't mentioned Viz yet

What's Sid The Sexist up to now?

He's a reformed character providing social awareness courses as the local polytechnic.

Why is Amazon offering me Margot Ledbetter style kaftans all of a sudden?

You moved in next door to someone called Barbara.

How is a kaftan supposed to fit?

The family can wear it
What colour shall I paint the bathroom?

Good Green.

What are Tom and Barbara up to these days?