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UNOFFICIAL Christmas Name Change Thread

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Santapankitoo · 01/12/2021 07:06

A warm festive welcome to December.
This is the unofficial name change thread, so get your thinking Santa hats on and tell us your new one , and of course your old one .

Pick something similar to your old one .

I was AnneKipankitoo.

Hope you are going to join in fun and fantasy Christmas chat . HO HO HO !

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chitchatchatteringreindeer · 16/12/2021 13:00

@Santapankitoo

Hello *@chitchatchatteringreindeer* . We'll warm you up with minx pies , Brandy butter , and mulled wine.
Thanks for the welcome!

Minx pies, yum, how appropriate! Xmas Grin

Santapankitoo · 16/12/2021 14:04

Just don't mention lametta, coffee tables , or gin ... you'll be fine !

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TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM · 16/12/2021 14:43

Did somebody mention minx pies and gin? Pulled wine?

My minx pie count is disappointingly low thus far. One. One, I tell you. It was a new fangled Heston Blumenexpensive Large Spiced Minx Pie With A Lemon Twist. Ver' nice, but it hardly counts, does it?

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Santapankitoo · 16/12/2021 16:13

Christmas Calorie free too!

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SwtPeasOnEarth · 16/12/2021 18:36

Ohhh, is randy butt(er) brandy butter?

Santapankitoo · 16/12/2021 18:44

Yes. It can be whatever you want it to be . It’s the magic of Christmas.

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SwtPeasOnEarth · 17/12/2021 00:25

😂 I do love the magic of Christmas 🎄

TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM · 17/12/2021 13:41

Some people like a little bit too much magic at Christmas, IYKWIM. Xmas Wink

It's beginning to look a bit like Christmas. The wreath is up and the tree is cut and waiting, lapping up a bucket of water by the back door. Xmas Smile

TinselTroels · 17/12/2021 14:44

I was FedupAthomeTroels. I think the new year will be another name change I'm Fed up of being FedUp.

SwtPeasOnEarth · 17/12/2021 16:52

@AlCalavicci or @ElfCalavicci , I'd like to invite you to @Santapankitoo 's unofficial name change thread...you'll fit right in..don't forget your chalk...you can do some festive Christmas chalking in the driveXmas Grin

TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM · 17/12/2021 19:15

Welcome, welcome, @TinselTroels - no, we can't have you being fed up any longer! Xmas Smile

TinselTroels · 17/12/2021 20:52

@Santapankitoo

Christmas Calorie free too!
Oh good I really hope so, I'm on box 3 of mince pies in the last three weeks, all mine as no one else likes them.
Santapankitoo · 17/12/2021 21:33

Carolling is banned.
Calorie free instead !

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TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM · 18/12/2021 13:17

Carolling is banned?! But what will the world do without my angelic, dulcet tones?! Halo

TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM · 18/12/2021 13:23

I see you've set off at a very impressive sprint with the minx pies @TinselTroels Glitterball

SwtPeasOnEarth · 18/12/2021 13:54

@TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM....the show must go on! I will fund a recording of you luscious voice and we will make it available for all the World to hear...I've already spoken with the Queen and she's insisted that your performance be attached to her speech broadcast! BBC America has been contacting me, too, since your karaoke tour was such a hit here in the US this past summer...

Santapankitoo · 18/12/2021 17:30

I believe @iklboodolphrednosedpaindear is working on a fabulous outfit for you @TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM

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SwtPeasOnEarth · 18/12/2021 18:03

@Santapankitoo
@TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM

Just know that it's not going to be a maid-a-milking outfit...she warned us a couple weeks agoXmas Grin

TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM · 18/12/2021 18:58

Thank you @Santapankitoo - I hope it's a swan a-swimming or a lady dancing outfit. Glitterball

And thank you, @SwtPeasOnEarth - with your help, I will heal the world. Xmas Wink

Santapankitoo · 18/12/2021 18:59

Björk might lend you hers .

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TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM · 18/12/2021 19:16

I might have to wear a vest under that one, @Santapankitoo - it's been a tad chilly and I hear we might have sleet and snow on the way. Either that, or start hitting the Pulled Wine. Xmas Wink

TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM · 18/12/2021 19:19

I wonder if @iklboodolphrednosedpaindear will sew pockets in for my minx pies? not a euphemism I get hungry when performing. Halo

SwtPeasOnEarth · 18/12/2021 19:22

@TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM
😂😂😂😂
Yes, I bet iklboo can put you in some minx pie pockets..and they might just become a new fashion trend

TheHOHOHOnlyMrsM · 19/12/2021 13:37

How on earth did we get to the last Sunday before Christmas already?! And only 6 sleeps?! Xmas Shock

Santapankitoo · 19/12/2021 16:59

I have been out taking some Christmas Schapps

UNOFFICIAL Christmas Name Change Thread
UNOFFICIAL Christmas Name Change Thread
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