Madonna’s face? I can’t believe there’s not a thread already?

[Amandasummers]

I can’t fathom what I’m seeing. She has literally got a new face? It’s hurting my head

This is why I'd never use filters. Too easy to get used to filtered you and then get more unhappy about the real you.

@StrychnineInTheSandwiches

This is why I'd never use filters. Too easy to get used to filtered you and then get more unhappy about the real you.

Not to mention the shock on people’s faces when they see the real version!!

For sure. I feel a bit sorry for her that those have leaked even though the originals were so obviously tweaked. The contrast is...stark.

I don’t think it’s age-st to say she looks worried.
Madonna has always pushed the boat out, been controversial and made us think.

But this just seems…desperate

She looks like a porno star who doesn’t know what she’s doing. And very outdated

Like baring nipples? Please, we’ve seen it all with the Kardashians.
It’s all a little boring

She reminds me of Mae West in her latter days. They're looking pretty similar. Mae, however, had a highly developed sense of humour. More outrageous than Madonna when young,now forgotten.

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the bit of toilet paper between her butt cheeks!!

@MrsFin

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the bit of toilet paper between her butt cheeks!!

Did you just make us all zoom right in on a pensioners anus?

I wish she had stayed with this look; 2012

Did you just make us all zoom right in on a pensioners anus?

Soz

Does anyone know where I can get a similar grey rug?

@whatnumber

Does anyone know where I can get a similar grey rug?

😂😂😂

@whatnumber

Does anyone know where I can get a similar grey rug?

IKEA does a similar sort of faded greenish one.

This thread has made me actually cry laughing

Her hands are exactly the same as Jessica 'Rodrigo' Alves. Is the puffy, red hands a by-product of lots of surgery?

Cant see her rug, probably a Brazilian.

@Cocolapew

Instagram took them down she's had to repost them with the nopple covered.

Get your nopples out. My new favourite.

What IS that thing between her bum cheeks?!

Honestly, her PR/advisors should be ashamed. This stunt makes her look vulnerable and unhinged.

And don't be answering with that old chestnut "she can do the hell she likes", "good for her she gives zero fucks" of course she friggin can live her life how she wants to, but this doesn't reflect the Earth mother who rallied against falseness and cosmetic surgery.

This screams of a woman who needs to stay in the limelight, no matter what.

I wonder what her kids think?

What IS that thing between her bum cheeks?!
Bog roll, for sure 😉

I used to love Madonna she was amazing

Now she just comes across as desperate in everything she does

She could still shock us but it’s the desperation that is sad to see

What’s happened to the boyfriend ?

What IS that thing between her bum cheeks?!

Golf tee.

Isn’t it just the seam of the tights being off centre?

Piles?

Whoever is responsible for editing the photos is definitely holding a p45 and sobbing their way to the unemployment queue. That hemorrhoid/loo roll/seam/whatever should have been erased along with the evidence of years. Tut. And everything else is so perfect.

She looks like she's trying to find her phone charger under bed.

Older women getting surgery, acid strips or pumping Botox poison into their faces to pass as younger. I don't blame the women but hopefully now black skinned women accept their own beauty and don't try to bleach their skins to pass as paler. No matter how young you can make the outside look your body is still as old as your years inside. I was surprised to be impressed hearing Madonna speaking about being a mother to her son. She seemed normal.

is it really so bad to change one's face?

it's not for criminal reasons.

She's only doing what most women who had her wealth would do about their looks & pictures.