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Madonna’s face? I can’t believe there’s not a thread already?

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Amandasummers · 25/11/2021 04:28

I can’t fathom what I’m seeing. She has literally got a new face? It’s hurting my head

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Thewiseoneincognito · 25/11/2021 09:45

I’m more shocked people thought Madonna was going to age naturally. Her provocative photos are extensions of her art, always have been and always will be. She’s a cultural icon regardless, whether she has surgery or not. Never been a huge obsessive fan but I do like her a lot.

Deadringer · 25/11/2021 09:48

Personally, i don't think it has anything to do with her age. The awful 'sexy' picture book she brought out when she was young was so cringey, and anyone who feels the need to completely change their face at any age is sad imo.

ChinstrapBobblehat · 25/11/2021 09:50

[quote TarasCrazyTiara]@spotcheck

To be honest, it’s really all she ever was.[/quote]
Not true. Yes, she’s always forcefully pushed her body and sexuality as an integral part of her brand, but even that was pretty groundbreaking back in the day - whatever you think of her music, she literally gave no fucks and no quarter when it came to living life and building (and fully controlling) her career on her own terms. She was a total Viking, the embodiment of girl power before that was even a thing.

So yeah, it’s sad to see her scrabbling so desperately for attention with stuff like this, but coping with ageing, and the associated fear of becoming irrelevant, is bloody hard yards for all post menopausal women, let alone some who’s spent her entire life in the spotlight. Plastic surgery and posting weird arse pics is not how I choose to cope, but I’m certainly not going to knock her for it.

Handsnotwands · 25/11/2021 09:52

That bed photo reminds me of that spontaneous human combustion one from the 80s

Warmduscher · 25/11/2021 09:55

“stunt arse”

GrinGrinGrin

PaulRuddsWife · 25/11/2021 09:58

I don't care about her getting her ass and tits out all this time - this is Madonna, she was never going to age gracefully. I did think she'd be able to afford a better plastic surgeon though. One of her eyelids is droopy and she sometimes struggles to fully close her lips when she talks.

The photos are heavily filtered though. In a way, I feel sorry for these women who are in the public eye and feel the need to have to constant surgery to stave off ageing but on the other hand, they're also the ones who are feeding the beast.

PaulRuddsWife · 25/11/2021 09:59

@Handsnotwands

That bed photo reminds me of that spontaneous human combustion one from the 80s
🤣🤣🤣

I had nightmares about those.

MistySkiesAfterRain · 25/11/2021 10:01

Well once you start its hard to stop isn't it.

AlfonsoTheUnrepentant · 25/11/2021 10:01

She's always been desperate for attention so this is her latest attempt. It's tiresome.

LittleDandelionClock · 25/11/2021 10:06

Whether you like commenting on womens looks or not, yu have to admit, she looks NOTHING like Madonna anymore, and shame on the surgeon who did this. And Debbie harry DOES look way better, and is over a decade older too. YANBU @Amandasummers

LadyDanburysHat · 25/11/2021 10:08

That's exactly what I thought. Same surgeon?

herecomesthsun · 25/11/2021 10:08

I never liked her music back in the day, when she first started.

I sort of liked her attitude though (and the fingerless lace gloves).

She seems to have chosen a strangely demanding existence, all that hard work to keep the look, or a look, going. I wonder how rewarding it feels, inside all that?

SarahBellam · 25/11/2021 10:14

Well, I for one and shouting from the rooftops, "good for her". I'd much rather her continue to be her outrageous exciting self than have her sitting in a country manor in her twin set, clutching her pearls. That would be more shocking!

PaulRuddsWife · 25/11/2021 10:18

I'd much rather her continue to be her outrageous exciting self than have her sitting in a country manor in her twin set, clutching her pearls

Well, tbf, she's done that too when she was married to Guy Ritchie.

I don't think there's anything outrageous and exciting or trailblazing about changing your entire face (badly) through surgery or fillers though. She's just following the crowd in that respect.

divface · 25/11/2021 10:18

Was just coming here to start a thread

She looks like a teenager which is unnerving

DialSquare · 25/11/2021 10:18

I knew that under the bed photo reminded me of something!

To be honest, I'm just impressed she can get under the bed like that. I need a weeks notice to get on the floor and I'm only in my 50s!

Madonna’s face? I can’t believe there’s not a thread already?
Cocolapew · 25/11/2021 10:20

Has she photoshopped her legs? They look really long Confused

RestingMurderousFace · 25/11/2021 10:21

@mylovelydd

God forbid a woman older than the MN demographic should get their arse out

Why does any woman need to get their arse out though? You don't see men baring their 63 year old arses in a photoshoot thank fuck.

When are women going to stop playing to the patriarchy by 'being racy' or 'freeing the nipple' Hmm
There's nothing feminist about it. It's desperate.

Too bloody right!
MorrisZapp · 25/11/2021 10:22

Debbie Harry was always 'old' in showbiz terms. She was in her early thirties when Blondie were at their peak fame. She remains an icon.

TooBigForMyBoots · 25/11/2021 10:22

She looks much more like herself and her age IRL, without the filters. I'm delighted that Madonna is still pissing people off with her art after all these years.🤩

Cissyandflora · 25/11/2021 10:24

@Handsnotwands

That bed photo reminds me of that spontaneous human combustion one from the 80s
Mr Blunstones leg?
GiantHaystacks2021 · 25/11/2021 10:25

@BleuJay

I didn’t notice her face, I was too busy laughing at this photo...

At one time she was the coolest girl in the world and now she is just embarrassing.

She was never cool.
DGFB · 25/11/2021 10:26

It doesn’t look like her but she’s still amazing. I agree with the above about her massive impact on women’s music

divface · 25/11/2021 10:26

Can't really compare her with Debbie Harry. They are more than a decade apart in age. Different generation

But she does look very odd

WhatHoMarjorie · 25/11/2021 10:26

I think she's finding it hard no longer being the world's most influential pop star. She had a good long reign but now the likes of Gaga and Eilish have taken over and she's been sidelined somewhat. And I think this is a reaction to that. For years she's tweaked her face but still looked very much like herself but now she seems to have done a 'fuck it, gimme that Insta face that the 25 year olds have'.

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