Is this level of detail in a Christmas bauble really necessary...?

[SoupDragon]

I mean, really John Lewis? What were your designers thinking?!

Wtf

They are unreasonable to create monstrosities although my ds would find that funny

What is it supposed to be ?

They have in the past had a rather eclectic selection of baubles

Including the Spaceman and orbiting rocket we bought the other year

It’s supposed to be the stopper on an inflatable just unfortunately placed.

What’s this issue the bum hole or the penis like shadow in the centre ( obvs not anatomically correct )

It's a balloon T Rex with a large butt hole. I mean, put the "stopper" on the top of his tail!

Any penis shaped shadow is entirely an unfortunate accident!

He is, nevertheless, adorable and I do find it funny. My first reaction on unwrapping him was "WTF?" though.

How is a dinosaur a Christmas ornament?

Don't recall them being around for the nativity??

Why would they do this?

How is a dinosaur a Christmas ornament?

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Is it not just where it's been attached to the machine that made it? Bit of a long stretch to consider it a butt hole (I mean, a dinosaur butt hole wouldn't be that big, surely?!)

I forgot to put "lighthearted" in the thread title/OP

Come on, where else is it going to poo out lovely little baubles?

It's a Christmasasaurus BTW.

Is it glass? If it is then isn't that where they have blown the glass from ?

I have no problem with the butthole but then again I have the sense of humour of a 5 year old. I don't find dinosaurs to be particularly Christmassy though.

It's a dinosaur who's had too much fun at centre parcs.

Is that not a slug underneath it?

It's where they have blown the glass from, it looks like a hand blown ornament.

It was £12??? For.....THAT!?!?

@Iwantamarshmallowman

Is it glass? If it is then isn't that where they have blown the glass from ?

The multi dimensionality complex shape would be difficult to achieve when detaching the fully finished dino from blow rod (you have to use a pull motion)

Yeah I'd have thought its where they blew the glass ornament from. Bit unlucky where it is mind!

@SeasonalNamechange

It was £12??? For.....THAT!?!?

I bet you spend money on things I think are shit too 😂

I knew someone would pick up on the price.

Isnt it plastic?

If you have to have a hole where it was "blown" from, it goes at the top where the ribbon is. Like every other bauble.

Anyway, this was a lighthearted thread. I know it's not actually a dinosaur anus.

I've got to send him back anyway as he has a crack in his front leg. 🙁

They saw you coming at that price