Can someone explain what my son saw?

[WitchesInTheWoods]

My DS (14) and his friends went for a walk deep in the woods yesterday. They came across four people standing in a circle with candles and markings on the ground. Two were dressed in all black, very smart, like priests. The other two were in normal clothes and were bleeding from their arms. My son said he saw them cut themselves, they were mumbling something inaudible while the two in all black held their arms in the air and chanted. When they realised they were being watched one of the people in black told the boys they were going to cut their heads off if they don’t leave. I know it’s true because one of the kids filmed it and I’ve watched it. Wtf!?

[DILevil]

Of course you don’t want to post it on a public forum and contacting the Police is very sensible.

[BashfulClam]

I once found a dead hedgehog pinned to the ground with a knife through its body, I just exited quickly in case the knife owner came back.

[Lanique]

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

This is a parenting forum populated largely by frazzled, middle class premenopausal women. We've been excitedly arguing about a second hand changing bag in a charity shop for several weeks now. The chances of any of us having insider knowledge of satanic forest rituals are quite slim, tbh.

🤣🤣🤣

[Twillow]

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

This is a parenting forum populated largely by frazzled, middle class premenopausal women. We've been excitedly arguing about a second hand changing bag in a charity shop for several weeks now. The chances of any of us having insider knowledge of satanic forest rituals are quite slim, tbh.

Christ on a cracker, is that non-event still going on? What's truly mystifying is how invested people get in some of these threads!

[iwannabelikeyouhoohoo]

😂😂 the responses here have really tickled me!

[C8H10N4O2]

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

This is a parenting forum populated largely by frazzled, middle class premenopausal women. We've been excitedly arguing about a second hand changing bag in a charity shop for several weeks now. The chances of any of us having insider knowledge of satanic forest rituals are quite slim, tbh.

Unless of course, the ritual leader is the OP of the changing bag thread wreaking their revenge with blood sacrifice.

Somewhere, there is a second hand changing bag with a frog sitting on it.

[MrsIsobelCrawley]

I think you need to phone the police straight away. Ask to speak to Chief Inspector Barnaby.

[Siriisatwat]

At least they weren’t digging.

[Siriisatwat]

DOGGING, even.

[Nousernameforme]

My vote is for film students rather than amateur ritualists

[gardeninggirl68]

Op you didn't answer...

What's the white building?? Odd as you said it was 'deep in the woods'

[Zilla1]

@Namechangeforone I was chatting to idris Elba and he said he's sick of being repeatedly summonsed several times every night to different dark woodlands and buildings in several different countries by eager worshippers (or the cult of Idrris). None of them ever make arrangements for him to return home or even provide food and drink and it interrupts his filming, DJ'ing, Sky adverts and personal life, He relies on someone close to his house summonsing him last each day so he can get home. You'll see in TV interviews that he's taken to always carrying an LED torch and thermos of soup. He's looking for a reliable magician to give him some wards to stop all the palava (palavar?).though everyone who says that can protect him from magical kidnapping turns out to be a middle aged fan who says such warding involved both of them disrobing. After the first thirty such attempts that haven't worked, he says he's grown suspicious of their magical competence or intentions.

[WeAreTheHeroes]

@NeverDropYourMoonCup

I really hate found footage, whether done by a grown woman who thinks it'll get her to go viral or a real filmmaker. The framing's all out.

Anyhow. Tell the kids not to play in the woods. There's a lot worse than some other kids playing dress up in there.

If you think the OP trolling then report, don't troll hunt on the thread.

[TheUndeadLovelinessOfDemons]

I feel deeply offended at your username, this is not wicca. They're some kind of evil cult. Witches mostly heal.

[IndecentCakes]

"In an emergency like this dial 666"

[Tagcurious]

There are some very weird people out there. A lot of posters must lead very sheltered lives if they don’t realise that. Worship whoever you choose but if anybody threatened to chop my DC’s heads off, I would want to find out who they are.

[DameMaureen]

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

This is a parenting forum populated largely by frazzled, middle class premenopausal women. We've been excitedly arguing about a second hand changing bag in a charity shop for several weeks now. The chances of any of us having insider knowledge of satanic forest rituals are quite slim, tbh.

😂😂😂😂😂

[TheUndeadLovelinessOfDemons]

@Morgan12

Probably a bunch of idiots playing pretend tbh. People are weird.

I'd tell the police though. And ban my child from the woods. Children shouldn't be walking 'Deep in the woods' anyway surely?

They're teenagers, not 6yos, ffs.

[DameMaureen]

Is this from Walter Presents ?

[SilverBirchWithout]

Is the changing bag thread real? Can someone link, or am I just being gullible (again)?

[Kb2942]

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

This is a parenting forum populated largely by frazzled, middle class premenopausal women. We've been excitedly arguing about a second hand changing bag in a charity shop for several weeks now. The chances of any of us having insider knowledge of satanic forest rituals are quite slim, tbh.

Omg 😅😅

[Ellie56]

@JesusInTheCabbageVan

This is a parenting forum populated largely by frazzled, middle class premenopausal women. We've been excitedly arguing about a second hand changing bag in a charity shop for several weeks now. The chances of any of us having insider knowledge of satanic forest rituals are quite slim, tbh.

[girlmom21]

@Siriisatwat

At least they weren’t digging.

I always prefer satanic rituals to fossils personally

[toocold54]

Not sure why there are some snippy comments aimed at the OP.

I often see people in the woods or moors doing some type of ritual (never with blood though) it’s extremely common - I always find them creepy so don’t hang around long.

I’ve seen spiritual groups like pagans or Wiccans but I’ve also seen someone performing a mini funeral for someone’s ashes. There are often mini graves on the moors for beloved pets.

The majority of the time they are not doing anything wrong but for one of them to be threatening young boys is completely unacceptable! I’m glad you reported it.
As PPs have said it could be someone making a film but not sure why they’d threaten the boys.

[Redannie118]

Ok. Couple of facts.
1 These are NOT Wiccans or Satanists
2 Witches dont pray to Satan. Satan is a Christian concept and Wiccans are Pagans. It would be like telling a Buddist they pray to Kali.
3 Its either a film/play or best guess is its a group of people whove watched Supernatural and bought a book on demonology and now think Satan owns their immortal soul and they will one day rule the world( Trust me, these idiots are everywhere. Real Pagans and Satanists are sick to death of them giving us a bad name)
4 As a practising Wiccan I can assure you will NEVER summon Idris Elba with blood. Try some cigars and good quality single malt whisky.
Hope that helps :)