Rage against the washing machine

[ManyManyBiscuits]

I've just been to a gig. Three bands were on, two of them were a bit shit; all of them were exclusively middle aged men. Frequently singing about girls as if they were still 23.

It made me think; there should be more middle-aged lady bands, singing about middle-aged lady things.

What would the songs on our set list be?

Hot flash
I think you'll find I DGAF
Skinny jeans and a nice top
I feel alive (wild swimming)
What did I come in here for again?

No, I don't know where it is
My life is just a pile of laundry
Sorry, but no
Just no
Yeh, nah, no
Your mother is a bitch (But I'm a bigger one)

Garage forecourt flowers don't count

Then the devil invented tights

The same pay (for the same job)

Difficult second album;

Can you pick something up on the way home?

With a B-side:

What's for dinner tonight?

You've done Bloke looking

Brilliant

"Who left the fridge door open" would be on repeat all the time here

Please join in for the chorus of;

Short notice bake-sale, shop-bought cake.

Inspired by Elvis Costello (this year's model/ Green Shirt):

This Year's Coat

“Look with both eyes open and you’ll find it where you left it”

“Tidy your bloody room…again”

“No it’s not dinner time yet. You’ve just had breakfast”

This band exists, the front woman had a brilliant song about thinning hair. I will try and find their name, I saw them supporting half man half biscuit in 2018 or 2019

I hate thinking of what to feed people and their bloody stomachs. (Punk version)🧷

Love it!

Not the fucking laundry fairy
Why does it always rain on the school run?
Where did you leave it?
Lunchboxes and waterbottles

(Based on living in a one bathroom house with men/boys...)

"I need to pee! Now!"

B side

"Shit or get off the pan"

@BeastOfBODMAS

This band exists, the front woman had a brilliant song about thinning hair. I will try and find their name, I saw them supporting half man half biscuit in 2018 or 2019

Ooh, good oh, I like a bit of HMHB.

'Last minute bake-sale, shop-bought cake' is my tribute to Joy Division Oven Gloves

It was the flux capacitors

@Soubriquet

“Look with both eyes open and you’ll find it where you left it”

“Tidy your bloody room…again”

“No it’s not dinner time yet. You’ve just had breakfast”

I feel 'Look with both eyes open' could be a Dolly Parton classic.

I think “man of constant sorrow with a garage in constant use” is very MN

What did I come in here for?

I think Carly Simon summed it up in Coming Around again .. you fix the toaster, pay the grocer, scream the lullaby… daddy breezes in!

“Oh no, he’s wearing the dressing gown of doom again.
I need somewhere to hide and hope he gets well again”

I’ll just do it myself

She's my best friend's ex-husband's new girl.
There's no action (no name changed required)
Anti-christ internet router blues
I want it all - but I'd settle for someone else doing the dishes.
I've got your number written on the back of my hand - because brain fog has stolen my memory.
Need a wee wee shuffle
The alphabet kids took my baby away

@DemocracyofHypocrisy

I’ll just do it myself

I feel this one is quite short and very loud.

@Toomuchis

She's my best friend's ex-husband's new girl. There's no action (no name changed required) Anti-christ internet router blues I want it all - but I'd settle for someone else doing the dishes. I've got your number written on the back of my hand - because brain fog has stolen my memory. Need a wee wee shuffle The alphabet kids took my baby away

On bright pink vinyl?