Rage against the washing machine

[ManyManyBiscuits]

I've just been to a gig. Three bands were on, two of them were a bit shit; all of them were exclusively middle aged men. Frequently singing about girls as if they were still 23.

It made me think; there should be more middle-aged lady bands, singing about middle-aged lady things.

What would the songs on our set list be?

Hot flash
I think you'll find I DGAF
Skinny jeans and a nice top
I feel alive (wild swimming)
What did I come in here for again?

[OompaLoompaa]

Stop the fuck snoring
I’m doing myself a salad tonight so yourself out.

[UselessTrees]

Broken Promises (I'll do it in a minute)

[NorthernChinchilla]

We have track 3 from the new release on constant play in this house....

"Mum's in a meeting" (wfh remix)
"Why aren't the wrappers in bin?- Ode to a lost living room floor"

[bizzey]

Fucking chocolates AGAIN !.
Why can't I ever get a proper birthday/Christmas present .
(Pretty please x)

[ManyManyBiscuits]

Rage Against the Washing Machine

new release -

Teen Daughter EP - She was so sweet when she was 8.

Track 1 - Just take the coat with you at least
Track 2 - Urban outfitters saw you coming
Track 3 - Put your bloody phone down for one bastard minute. (Parental advisory)

[ManyManyBiscuits]

Just in time for Christmas;

Rage Against The Washing Machine’s new album - ‘Can you Pick Something Up On The Way Home?

Look with both eyes open
Mum le Taxi
Garage forecourt flowers don't count
I want it all - but I'd settle for someone else doing the dishes.
Fuck This Bra!
Bring the glasses from your room.
I’ll just do it myself
There Is A Light and it Never Goes Out (car needs its MOT) Garage remix
3am anxiety club
You're on Mute and I Love It
Lunchboxes and waterbottles
What this old thing? I’ve had it years.
Sorry, but no


Songwriting credits to: Samwitwicky, Soubriquet, MissCreeAnt, DemocracyofHypocrisy, Toomuchis, southbailey, MsAdoraBelleDearheartVonLipwig, HistoriaTrixie, Lifeisbeautiful01, Gingernaut, Breathmiller,

[MummBRaaarrrTheEverLeaking]

Mum Le Taxi

Muuuum, Muuuuuuum, Muuuuuuuummmm!!!

[abouttogoon]

Money money money
Where is it honey?
What you been buying now?

[NothingIsWrong]

Your clothes don't look good on the bathroom floor

[Gingernaut]

Renfroe

[Gingernaut]

[Toomuchis]

I useta love him, uesta love him once, a long long time ago

[rslsys]

Don't answer the door
Don't answer the phone
Don't accept your neighbour's parcel
(Mumsnet re-mix)

[poohaloo]

Where are my ..... (ft no eyes)

[poohaloo]

@youvemademyshitlist

(Why can't you) Load the dishwasher properly (broken glasses remix)

Lollllzzz

[Breathmiller]

She's No Model and she's looking Tired and Haggard - Kraftwerk's 40 year reunion

[Breathmiller]

Mum Le Taxi

[youvemademyshitlist]

(Why can't you) Load the dishwasher properly (broken glasses remix)

[ManyManyBiscuits]

Tissue in pocket

Mum Le Taxi

[Breathmiller]

Don't Leave My Living Room This Way. (Where Have All The Plasterers Gone?

[alloalloallo]

“I can’t see to cut my toenails without my glasses”

“Oh my fucking god, just put the new loo roll on the holder”

“Sports bag left in the middle of the hall floor - the stand off”

“The eating my dinner of a plastic plate, because the crockery is all in the teens bedrooms blues”

“I used to be able to pull an all nighter, but now I’m in bed by 10 and hang overs last 3 days”

“Can’t walk in heels anymore”

[Gingernaut]

Someone's Knocking on the Door! Someone's Ringing the Bell! Switch the lights off! Run and hide!

Keys! Where are my keys!

Don't tell me. Let me guess

Can you tell me where all the plumbers have gone?

The fridge is not a spotlight

[cooldarkroom]

8 hours at home alone (my kind of heaven)
Should I leave or should I go?
Lonely in Paradise
Birthday & I have nothing
Xmas & I have nothing again (remix)
Friends when you want something (my DC)
When your gone, I'll re-live again

[HunkyPunk]

Two Glasses of Sherry and a Packet of Hobnobs, please

Nobody Does it Better (except me)

[Breathmiller]

There Is A Light and it Never Goes Out (car needs it's MOT) Garage remix