Rage against the washing machine

[ManyManyBiscuits]

I've just been to a gig. Three bands were on, two of them were a bit shit; all of them were exclusively middle aged men. Frequently singing about girls as if they were still 23.

It made me think; there should be more middle-aged lady bands, singing about middle-aged lady things.

What would the songs on our set list be?

Hot flash
I think you'll find I DGAF
Skinny jeans and a nice top
I feel alive (wild swimming)
What did I come in here for again?

Don't Leave My Living Room This Way. (Where Have All The Plasterers Gone?

Tissue in pocket

Mum Le Taxi

(Why can't you) Load the dishwasher properly (broken glasses remix)

Mum Le Taxi

She's No Model and she's looking Tired and Haggard - Kraftwerk's 40 year reunion

@youvemademyshitlist

(Why can't you) Load the dishwasher properly (broken glasses remix)

Lollllzzz

Where are my ..... (ft no eyes)

Don't answer the door
Don't answer the phone
Don't accept your neighbour's parcel
(Mumsnet re-mix)

I useta love him, uesta love him once, a long long time ago

Renfroe

Your clothes don't look good on the bathroom floor

Money money money
Where is it honey?
What you been buying now?

Mum Le Taxi

Muuuum, Muuuuuuum, Muuuuuuuummmm!!!

Just in time for Christmas;

Rage Against The Washing Machine’s new album - ‘Can you Pick Something Up On The Way Home?

Look with both eyes open
Mum le Taxi
Garage forecourt flowers don't count
I want it all - but I'd settle for someone else doing the dishes.
Fuck This Bra!
Bring the glasses from your room.
I’ll just do it myself
There Is A Light and it Never Goes Out (car needs its MOT) Garage remix
3am anxiety club
You're on Mute and I Love It
Lunchboxes and waterbottles
What this old thing? I’ve had it years.
Sorry, but no

Songwriting credits to: Samwitwicky, Soubriquet, MissCreeAnt, DemocracyofHypocrisy, Toomuchis, southbailey, MsAdoraBelleDearheartVonLipwig, HistoriaTrixie, Lifeisbeautiful01, Gingernaut, Breathmiller,

Rage Against the Washing Machine

new release -

Teen Daughter EP - She was so sweet when she was 8.

Track 1 - Just take the coat with you at least
Track 2 - Urban outfitters saw you coming
Track 3 - Put your bloody phone down for one bastard minute. (Parental advisory)

Fucking chocolates AGAIN !.
Why can't I ever get a proper birthday/Christmas present .
(Pretty please x)

We have track 3 from the new release on constant play in this house....

"Mum's in a meeting" (wfh remix)
"Why aren't the wrappers in bin?- Ode to a lost living room floor"

Broken Promises (I'll do it in a minute)

Stop the fuck snoring
I’m doing myself a salad tonight so yourself out.