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Rage against the washing machine

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ManyManyBiscuits · 12/10/2021 23:41

I've just been to a gig. Three bands were on, two of them were a bit shit; all of them were exclusively middle aged men. Frequently singing about girls as if they were still 23.

It made me think; there should be more middle-aged lady bands, singing about middle-aged lady things.

What would the songs on our set list be?

Hot flash
I think you'll find I DGAF
Skinny jeans and a nice top
I feel alive (wild swimming)
What did I come in here for again?

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Breathmiller · 14/10/2021 10:45

Don't Leave My Living Room This Way. (Where Have All The Plasterers Gone?

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ManyManyBiscuits · 14/10/2021 10:52

Tissue in pocket

Mum Le Taxi

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youvemademyshitlist · 14/10/2021 11:03

(Why can't you) Load the dishwasher properly (broken glasses remix)

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Breathmiller · 14/10/2021 11:52

Mum Le Taxi
Grin

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Breathmiller · 14/10/2021 11:55

She's No Model and she's looking Tired and Haggard - Kraftwerk's 40 year reunion

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poohaloo · 14/10/2021 12:04

@youvemademyshitlist

(Why can't you) Load the dishwasher properly (broken glasses remix)

Lollllzzz
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poohaloo · 14/10/2021 12:05

Where are my ..... (ft no eyes)

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rslsys · 14/10/2021 20:40

Don't answer the door
Don't answer the phone
Don't accept your neighbour's parcel
(Mumsnet re-mix)

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Toomuchis · 14/10/2021 21:01

I useta love him, uesta love him once, a long long time ago

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Gingernaut · 14/10/2021 22:07
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Gingernaut · 14/10/2021 22:07

Renfroe Blush

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NothingIsWrong · 15/10/2021 08:17

Your clothes don't look good on the bathroom floor

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abouttogoon · 15/10/2021 08:32

Money money money
Where is it honey?
What you been buying now?

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MummBRaaarrrTheEverLeaking · 15/10/2021 19:50

Mum Le Taxi Grin

Muuuum, Muuuuuuum, Muuuuuuuummmm!!!

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ManyManyBiscuits · 26/10/2021 19:54

Just in time for Christmas;

Rage Against The Washing Machine’s new album - ‘Can you Pick Something Up On The Way Home?

Look with both eyes open
Mum le Taxi
Garage forecourt flowers don't count
I want it all - but I'd settle for someone else doing the dishes.
Fuck This Bra!
Bring the glasses from your room.
I’ll just do it myself
There Is A Light and it Never Goes Out (car needs its MOT) Garage remix
3am anxiety club
You're on Mute and I Love It
Lunchboxes and waterbottles
What this old thing? I’ve had it years.
Sorry, but no


Songwriting credits to: Samwitwicky, Soubriquet, MissCreeAnt, DemocracyofHypocrisy, Toomuchis, southbailey, MsAdoraBelleDearheartVonLipwig, HistoriaTrixie, Lifeisbeautiful01, Gingernaut, Breathmiller,

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ManyManyBiscuits · 01/07/2022 23:43

Rage Against the Washing Machine

new release -

Teen Daughter EP - She was so sweet when she was 8.

Track 1 - Just take the coat with you at least
Track 2 - Urban outfitters saw you coming
Track 3 - Put your bloody phone down for one bastard minute. (Parental advisory)

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bizzey · 01/07/2022 23:53

Fucking chocolates AGAIN !.
Why can't I ever get a proper birthday/Christmas present .
(Pretty please x)

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NorthernChinchilla · 02/07/2022 08:14

We have track 3 from the new release on constant play in this house....

"Mum's in a meeting" (wfh remix)
"Why aren't the wrappers in bin?- Ode to a lost living room floor"

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UselessTrees · 02/07/2022 08:33

Broken Promises (I'll do it in a minute)

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OompaLoompaa · 02/07/2022 08:50

Stop the fuck snoring
I’m doing myself a salad tonight so yourself out.

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