What is your dogs name? What do you actually call them?

[MalfunctioningRobot]

Mines Cassie. She really gets called Cass, Casserole, Rolls, Roly, Roly Mo or Cassandra if she’s been naughty.

Charlie - Chas, Bali and Charles when I’m being pretentious!!

Gryffindog Hufflepup.... but we call him Gryffi

Dina. But it sounds like Dinner.

Norman. He really gets called Norman, Norm, Normy, Shut up, Stop That, WTF??, Drop it, Get In, Stay.

Teddy-Mr Ted-Teddington Bear-Mr Stink.Teddy Mcpartington Tiddle Mcpuff 😂

and then Bonnie-whose kc name is Esmerelda- she gets called Bobo-Bobo bear
Mrs. Bobo and Mrs Bobowicz ( in a Russian accent) 😂

Ralph Fiennes dello Zwergpinscher Nord-Est.

Gets called Ralphie, Ralphino, Ralphetto, sweetheart, topsy, boi, bestia.
And, on a Sunday, Rafe.

Lily.

Kennel Club name Lily the Pink, used only when she’s in trouble (rare). Elizabeth if I’m very, very cross with her.

Other names are Lil, Lil P, perfect Lily, lovely Lil, Lillikins, Lily the Stink

We had a Cindy - always called Sid.

My dog who sadly passed in March was called milo. Though we called him mister pig.
Though when my dd was 3/4 she called him wylo.
He responded to pretty much anything.

Alfie

Alf Balf

Dickhead

Twat dog.

Theodore (after Glenn Theodore Seaborg the radiochemist). Mostly though it’s Ted, Teddington Pie, Ted Bear or Teddy Teddy Teabag.

His older brother is Humphrey. Or Salacious Crumb, HumphreyPuppy, HumphOne HumphTwo Humphfree, The Humph, My Humps my humps my humps, or Humpty Dumpty.

Together they come to Dumb & Dumber, the boys, Doofus 1 & Doofus 2 or “Which one of you blew off?”.

My last dog was ' Dexter'
With my surname ( at vets) He was ' Dexter Morgan' ( If you know, you know! ) He was called Dexy, Dexey, dexter!

My surviving dog is Emma- known as ' Ems, Emmy, Emsy' too!

Frankie aka Frank the wank

@EvilWhich

Gryffindog Hufflepup.... but we call him Gryffi

That's a fantastic name 😆🧙‍♂️ I don't have a dog, just came to read the names😂

Dylan- Dilly - Dill - Mr Woofyman - Floof - The Dog Boy

Mabel - Mabelmoo - Mabes - Gertie goat (Apple Tree Farm reference there, she looks a bit goat like), then Gertrude from that. She's 13 and been totally deaf for a few years now so doesn't really make much difference

Brodie

Brodio
Rodeo
Road dog
Bing bong Brodie
Crack head

Plus chicken but every creature, animal or human in our house gets called chicken!

Ollie. Gets called Ol Ols or Ollie Pops,

Also... Puppin Woopin, Flopsy Popsy, Pupsy Woopsy, Woopsy Woo.

He does tend to look at me like I'm a bit bonkers. I can kind of see why

Name is Bella called Bellend, Bella Bella Rockerfella, Baby depending on what she's up to. She's Bellend when she gets me up at 2am and Baby when she's looking particularly cute curled up at the side of me.
Name is Eric called Irksome, Erky Turkey, Poodle doodle and Bad Boy

Mine is Milo, he gets called Miles, Miles Barclay, Miles Bieber, scrummy pudding pie, pumpkin pie, Mr fluffy tum.

@Babyroobs

Mine is Milo, he gets called Miles, Miles Barclay, Miles Bieber, scrummy pudding pie, pumpkin pie, Mr fluffy tum.

His pedigree name is dark destiny.

Ronnie
My kids call him Ronnie McDonald 🤣 or chicken nugget
I call him Ron, Ron Ron, Rons 🤣🤣🤣

Bracken. Aka, Brackers, Bracksie, Bracks, Bracksie Boy, Brackees, Bracksie baby.

Jasmine- Jazz, Jazzy, flossy, miss J.

Jasper - also known as Jaspie, Jas, Jasperoo, Jasperoodle, baba, chicken nugget, the best boy, piddly widdly, poopie pop, cutie bum and dog arse. He answers to all.

Oliver aka Stinky McMonkeypoops