What is your dogs name? What do you actually call them?

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Mines Cassie. She really gets called Cass, Casserole, Rolls, Roly, Roly Mo or Cassandra if she’s been naughty.

Oh I love these! My dog is Fudge - he gets fudgey wudge, snuggly bear, snuggle sausage. DH always says 'night pooch'. We are all mad...

Luna (a retriever, despite my username), AKA Loony, Loony Tuney Loony Tunes, Luna Toona, baby girl, or piggy.

I love this
Thought we are the only mad people
We have Honey
Who is Honey Bunny
Bunny, Bundy, Bund, Buns, Hun-Naay,Haitch.
Haitch is her fave.

Penny, aka penny poos, pen, pups, dogga,

Eddie. Ed. Edward T Dog. Dog. Dogger. Mr Ed.

Mine is called Sid, but I call him ‘my winky’

Lola - she is Lolly and Lollipops a lot of the time.

And Pip. She is Pipistrelle, Pipkin, Pippy Pops etc.

two dogs both rescues so they were named first so so not our choices but we have personalised them!
Mickey Moo our chihuahua gets called Moo, Moo Moo, Tiny
Other rescue is called Patch but gets called Paddy Patch Patchwork Patrick Big Boy Paddy Cats

His name is Roman but we use the following:

RoRo
Ro
Woofy
Woofington
Woofington the third
Sir woofington
Twatface (my dp calls him that)
Porkchop
Moochops

I think he will answer to Roman, Roro and woofy
The others i just use as im talking to him.

Gladys. She also gets called Little One or Tiddles (she’s only 5kg) and very occasionally “that bloody dog”.

I love reading all these! Pets get the best nicknames.

Freddie

I call him Fred, Frederick or Boy

He's Ralf and gets called Ralfie, Ralfus, Ralfasaurus Rex, Wreck-it Ralf and Putitdownyoulittlebugger.

My last dog was called Flori. We would call her Flori Chops, Mad Dog McFlori, Flori Wobbles, Wobbly Chops. Current pooch is Tippy or The Tipster, Tippy Toes, Tips, Tipsy, Tippy Whippy.

Dave

Dynamic Dave
Dustbin Dave
Destructive Dave
Dangerous Dave
Dave the Dark Destroyer
Dave the Rave

You get the idea

I only ever used my dog's name if I wanted to call him back to me, he knew his name meant to come straight to me. Any other time he was puppy, pups, pupster, pupstar, pupadoodledoo, cheeky.

Pumpkin patch but I call him small boy in the house despite him being giant and on walks he’s fast boy. What a great thread

Cossima - Cossima-Louise when she is naughty! But I just call her Pixie the most

Nessa. Obviously she’s Nessa Schnessa for short