What is your dogs name? What do you actually call them?

[MalfunctioningRobot]

Mines Cassie. She really gets called Cass, Casserole, Rolls, Roly, Roly Mo or Cassandra if she’s been naughty.

Alba - but more likely Albs, Albaboo, pretty girl, Albie, and when she's really pissed me off Oh You Fucking Bitch under my breath - like today when she found a way to unzip her bed cover and destroy the inside filling while I was in the shower , giving me the job of picking up tons of shredded filler off the living room floor. But mostly we call her the nice names!

Violet. Aka Vibealite, Victory V, Gratuitous Violet, Stinker, Stinkazoid, Stinkerbelle, Stinkapalooza, Smellarella, Whiffarama, Dickhead.

Murphy- Murph, Moo, MooMins,Murfels, ginger dickhead

Conkers aka
Conks
Conks from the Bronx (said in God Father voice)
Conki
Conquerors
Conquerousaurteur
Conkeroo
Conkiedoodle
Doodlebug
Doodles

Full name is Conquerors Francis Sergei (surname surname) of the United Kingdom and Ireland plus Den according to youngest dd (apparently he looks like a Francis)

Juniper

She gets Junie-Loo, Muriel and Blondie (she's brown 🤷🏼‍♀️)

Spooner Clem Fandango aka
Spoon
Spooky
Spoonhead
Lump of love
Mummy’s Prince
Best boy
Most gorgeous lad

Maxwell is his official name. He goes by
Max
Maxipax
Maximoo
Doggo
Bugalugs
Floef
Who is a good boy then
Or shortened to Good Boy

When I was a child we had a Siamese cat called Charmaine. It didn't really suit her so we ended up calling her Pussy.

As an adult when I say I had a cat called Pussy, it does cause a few raised eyebrows, but also some guffaws.

Baby - is one of the 5 year old sons all 35 kg of him - his dad is called Daddy Dog and his brother is currently know as mr lazy

He’s called Bernie - he’s known as:

Booster
Bernaby
Bernard
Boost
Potato (because he looks like one when curled up in a ball)
But mostly dickhead dog

Also know who is mummy’s boys then? Who wants a cuddle with mummy? Etc

We have Maisie - she's Maisie moo or Mavis. And we also have Bella - bells, Bella boo or beryl

@WorraLiberty

Norman. He really gets called Norman, Norm, Normy, Shut up, Stop That, WTF??, Drop it, Get In, Stay.

Love Norman!

Ours is Maggie. She gets Maggie, Mags or Maggie May, or sometimes Brown Eyed Girl.

Billy: Billy Bobby (DS is a huge Millie Bobby Brown fan), Billy Bob, Bilbo, William Robert, Bill, Pupper, Mr Fluffy Gorgeous Pants, I’m sure the list goes on…

Eddie: Eddington Teddington (sing to the tune of the Baby Born advert) or Edward Tedward (which has somehow morphed into 'Edward Tedward used-to-be-in-Jedward'),

Our girl is called Coco, but she gets called

• Cokes
• Bean
• Beanio
• Beanie
• Beanhead
• Beanbag
• Beanandinhio
• Beanardo
• Dolly
• Dolly Ding Dong

No wonder she looks so confused half the time

Isn't it just hard rules your dog actually gets called something ridiculous, even when you named it yourself.

We have a Lily who mostly gets called Willy (nothing crude just a private joke after her name was misheard at the vets) or we often call her William, because it makes us laugh.

My darling Groodle is called Rama but I call him Ramalamadingdong, DingDong, Bananarama, Mummy's baby boy, Mopsy, DarlingDoggy and No stop biting my hand as he is only 6 months old.

My old dog Sophie was called Soph, Sophs, Nanny Puppy when she was near the end, Beautiful, Gorgeous Girl and Puppy.

I love this thread!

Myloxyloto

but generaly responds to stupid dog

We have a Marie, she gets called Houndy, and Meatball

Rocky.

Rocky Balboa,Rockstar,Rox,Baby Boy,Baby,Little shit (if naughty)

Milo
Food lover
Monkey
Cheeky devil

Loving that I'm not alone with the silly names!
I have Florence, aka Flip-Flup, Fluppety-puppety, Flo dog or Flippety and Dylan, aka Dylan puppy, Dyl pup or Teddy dogwood...

Mine are Titan and Gaston but they also answer to big dog and little dog.

Beans my little chihuahua - Mrs beans, beanies, beanie baby, queenie beanie, beanie-pie (bambi was her original name which I never use)

She responds to all of them lol