Christmas Facebook tat

[Cheguevarahamster]

Do we have a thread for this yet? If not I bring you this beauty. A rather unfortunate arrangement.

Yes please I really do think a glittery penis will look fabulous on my trees.

Christmas cock and balls - fab!
Marking my place I love to see homemade tat!

For the people you grudge having to send a card to

Are those cards £2 each?? Seems steep!

@Effinell

For the people you grudge having to send a card to

Brilliant.

WTF is going on with the pink one? It looks like some blancmange has exploded.

Yes £2 each!! There's one for every occasion when I scrolled through their listings. That's me sorted for 2022 👍

We still have Hallowe'en tat on the go. Empty Poundland sweets into a box and charge the earth etc.

@PineappleWilson

We still have Hallowe'en tat on the go. Empty Poundland sweets into a box and charge the earth etc.

Nothing on our local Facebook page unfortunately. All very tasteful signs and biscuits.

My fave threads. Don't know what's worse, the items or the buyers!?

@Chakraleaf

My fave threads. Don't know what's worse, the items or the buyers!?

Prices! I do feel for people in a way who make this and are clearly proud. But then charge about a tenner for some sweets thrown in a jar!

And the ones with dolls heads like a 'Angel'...who wants that?! Why would you want that?! Theyre never cute they always look like could kill you in your sleep. All that for 20 quid or something insane.

There is no price for the cock and balls bauble. I am tempted to ask ...

Please ask. Please.

The cock and balls are amazing. I wonder who it is who looks at these and concludes people will want to buy them.

Bloody love these threads, cheers OP.

Here’s my offering. Check out the quality of the embroidery.

@Bananaramadingdong

Bloody love these threads, cheers OP.

Here’s my offering. Check out the quality of the embroidery.

Nooooooooo!!!!!!! Please tell me how much this costs?!

Haha no idea and I can’t bring myself to message them to find out 😆 especially when there is less than zero chance of me buying one!

Whoops NC fail there…

@Effinell I mean really when you can buy a box of actually new cards for less than that! Who buys this stuff?!

@Cheguevarahamster

There is no price for the cock and balls bauble. I am tempted to ask ...

Omg please! It'll be a stupid price lol. All they've done is plonk some stuff in a ball..in a unfortunate way lol.

OK I was feeling disappointed as I didn't think German facebook had any horrors, but I have found some :o

First up, a €20 dummy complete with choking hazard bling.

A badly printed light for €25 - but what makes this is the unmade bed and toenail clippers in the background

And lastly this inexplicable Christmas decoration for €18.

That dummy is quite....something isn't it? And only 20E you say?

I give you..... the Elf Arrival Hoop !

Elf cameras, Elf gifts now arrival hoops, is it me or does anyone else think this Elf thing is getting out of hand?

An...arrival hoop? Also that balloon is really sinister!

Ahhhh I love a Christmas tat thread!

@FrangipaniBlue

I give you..... the Elf Arrival Hoop !

They have a version 9f these on mine. Only 20quid each.🙄