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Christmas Facebook tat

156 replies

Cheguevarahamster · 10/10/2021 06:06

Do we have a thread for this yet? If not I bring you this beauty. A rather unfortunate arrangement.

Yes please I really do think a glittery penis will look fabulous on my trees.

Christmas Facebook tat
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annie335 · 10/10/2021 06:39

Christmas cock and balls - fab!
Marking my place I love to see homemade tat!

Effinell · 10/10/2021 06:56

For the people you grudge having to send a card to Grin

Christmas Facebook tat
Christmas Facebook tat
ReeseWitherfork · 10/10/2021 06:59

Are those cards £2 each?? Seems steep!

Cheguevarahamster · 10/10/2021 07:01

@Effinell

For the people you grudge having to send a card to Grin
Brilliant.

WTF is going on with the pink one? It looks like some blancmange has exploded.

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Effinell · 10/10/2021 07:07

Yes £2 each!! There's one for every occasion when I scrolled through their listings. That's me sorted for 2022 👍

PineappleWilson · 10/10/2021 07:10

We still have Hallowe'en tat on the go. Empty Poundland sweets into a box and charge the earth etc.

Cheguevarahamster · 10/10/2021 10:57

@PineappleWilson

We still have Hallowe'en tat on the go. Empty Poundland sweets into a box and charge the earth etc.
Nothing on our local Facebook page unfortunately. All very tasteful signs and biscuits.
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Chakraleaf · 10/10/2021 11:00

My fave threads. Don't know what's worse, the items or the buyers!?

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 10/10/2021 11:40

@Chakraleaf

My fave threads. Don't know what's worse, the items or the buyers!?
Prices! I do feel for people in a way who make this and are clearly proud. But then charge about a tenner for some sweets thrown in a jar!

And the ones with dolls heads like a 'Angel'...who wants that?! Why would you want that?! Theyre never cute they always look like could kill you in your sleep. All that for 20 quid or something insane.

Cheguevarahamster · 10/10/2021 12:15

There is no price for the cock and balls bauble. I am tempted to ask ...

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YesitsBess · 10/10/2021 12:20

Please ask. Please.

Stompythedinosaur · 10/10/2021 12:44

The cock and balls are amazing. I wonder who it is who looks at these and concludes people will want to buy them.

Bananaramadingdong · 10/10/2021 13:17

Bloody love these threads, cheers OP.

Here’s my offering. Check out the quality of the embroidery.

Christmas Facebook tat
ReeseWitherfork · 10/10/2021 13:28

@Bananaramadingdong

Bloody love these threads, cheers OP.

Here’s my offering. Check out the quality of the embroidery.

Nooooooooo!!!!!!! Please tell me how much this costs?!
Glassofshloer · 10/10/2021 13:45

Haha no idea and I can’t bring myself to message them to find out 😆 especially when there is less than zero chance of me buying one!

Glassofshloer · 10/10/2021 13:49

Whoops NC fail there…

Glassofshloer · 10/10/2021 13:51

@Effinell I mean really when you can buy a box of actually new cards for less than that! Who buys this stuff?!

LetsGoFlyAKiteee · 10/10/2021 13:51

@Cheguevarahamster

There is no price for the cock and balls bauble. I am tempted to ask ...
Omg please! It'll be a stupid price lol. All they've done is plonk some stuff in a ball..in a unfortunate way lol.
BertieBotts · 10/10/2021 13:53

OK I was feeling disappointed as I didn't think German facebook had any horrors, but I have found some :o

First up, a €20 dummy complete with choking hazard bling.

A badly printed light for €25 - but what makes this is the unmade bed and toenail clippers in the background Envy

And lastly this inexplicable Christmas decoration for €18.

Christmas Facebook tat
Christmas Facebook tat
Christmas Facebook tat
YesitsBess · 10/10/2021 14:11

That dummy is quite....something isn't it? And only 20E you say?

FrangipaniBlue · 10/10/2021 22:56

I give you..... the Elf Arrival Hoop ! Confused

Christmas Facebook tat
labazslovesliving · 11/10/2021 09:53

Elf cameras, Elf gifts now arrival hoops, is it me or does anyone else think this Elf thing is getting out of hand?

YesitsBess · 11/10/2021 14:19

An...arrival hoop? Also that balloon is really sinister!

SirSamuelVimes · 11/10/2021 14:25

Ahhhh I love a Christmas tat thread!

Chakraleaf · 11/10/2021 17:28

@FrangipaniBlue

I give you..... the Elf Arrival Hoop ! Confused
They have a version 9f these on mine. Only 20quid each.🙄
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