We're taking afternoon tea at your place. I shall have...

[WildRosie]

• Darjeeling or good quality regular tea. Milk, no sugar.

• Cucumber and egg mayonnaise finger sandwiches.

• A plain scone with clotted cream and strawberry jam.

What will the rest of you have ?

I'll make some Delia's cheese and onion vegetarian sausage rolls and will also have an egg Mayo sandwich and a cup of Punjana tea.

Storm tea (English Breakfast)
Coffee and walnut cake
I'm with you on the egg mayo sandwiches.

And a pipe of Pringles

Assam tea or supermarket own brand “strong tea”

Salmon and cream cheese, and beef and horseradish finger sandwiches

Scone, cream and strawberry jam

Mini fruit cake, Bakewell pudding and brownie

Strong tea, I'm not picky.

Jambons. I hate cake and biscuits but I could shovel about 6 Jambons into me and be blissfully happy.

Sadly nobody ever offers anyone Jambons. 😭😭😭

Earl grey tea for me please

Smoked salmon sandwiches, whole meal cut in triangles.
Plain scone, raspberry jam & clotted cream
A strawberry tart
A chocolate profiterole.

I might also go for toasted muffins or crumpets. Butter, of course. No substitutes!

A pot of strong tea, cream cheese and cucumber finger sandwiches, scones with strawberries and a fruit cake, all must be nicely presented on a cake stand and the tea has to be in a pretty china cup and saucer. I love afternoon tea!

@ElspethFlashman

Strong tea, I'm not picky.

Jambons. I hate cake and biscuits but I could shovel about 6 Jambons into me and be blissfully happy.

Sadly nobody ever offers anyone Jambons. 😭😭😭

What’s a jambon?! Coffee eclair anyone? And one of my delicious scones? I put the oven on when you knocked and they take 15 minutes from idea to plate, so they’re hot and fresh.

I forgot the clotted cream, can't have scones without clotted cream!

Good coffee served with cream and Demerara sugar. Hummus and tomato on sour dough, coffee and walnut cake.

Ooh I love a good afternoon tea.

Yorkshire tea or similar with milk for me.

A selection of egg and cress on granary, mini cheddar ploughman rolls and houmous and roast veg finger sandwiches.
Warm sultana scones with butter.
Mini treats - maybe carrot cake with cream cheese icing, bakewell slice, little strawberry tart and chocolate gateaux or similar.

Gosh this is making me hungry!

A pot of very strong tea. Finger sandwiches with ham and mustard, cream cheese and smoked salmon and egg mayo with cress. Some little cakes of any kind. Scones with jam and clotted cream.

No macarons, which I keep seeing on afternoon teas and they're teeth-achingly horrible.

No tea for me, or coffee. Maybe a nice hot chocolate or elderflower pressé.

Ham and mustard or coronation chicken sandwiches

Plain scones with clotted cream and apricot or blackcurrant jam. I love a different flavoured jam... once had pineapple jam, it was amazing!

Yes Elspeth what are Jambons? (I'm hoping they are unknown Casey goodness)
I would be having an Earl Grey tea
Smoked salmon sandwiches
Large sultana scones with a lot of clotted cream and good strawberry jam!

Coffee for me, milky.
Freshly baked scones, whipped cream and raspberry jelly.
Open smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwiches.
Mini quiche lorraines.
Mini chocolate eclairs.
Coffee and walnut cake.

Would like to think I would try all of that, but I would!

I quite fancy a sultana scone with lemon curd and clotted cream today ( rebel )

Nothing much, I don't usually eat in the day, and don't eat cakes. But today I had my usual two cups of earl grey tea at 3pm and two small custard cream biscuits, and then a ciggie. so if my neighbour were to come by, she can have the same as me, but no ciggs, as she doesn't smoke. She would have to sit amongst a few tins of emulsion paint, as I am painting some walls right now.. I would just be the same, if the Queen dropped in, but she does like Early Grey tea.

Twinning's Earl Grey tea (loose leaf in pretty china teapot with delicate china cup & saucer & side plate) & I like Coronation Chicken sandwich with a little salad & date & walnut scone with butter or a nice cheese scone with butter & cheese & pickle & side salad

How do people not know about Jambons??!

Feast your eyes on the glory.

Pringles

Small pieces of wraps , filled with hummus and rocket and mozzarella and red pepper and pesto.
Scone , jam & cream . Lemon drizzle cake. Shot glass of Lemon posset. And a baby raspberry meringue.

and as we're all getting on so well, when the tea has finished I shall pour some chilled champagne

Ooh sorry Ringtons gold blend tea.

I would like a big pot of English Breakfast tea.
Scones with clotted cream and strawberry jam
Little sandwiches: smoked salmon and cream cheese, ham and mustard, egg Mayo and cheese and chutney
An eclair, a raspberry tartlet and a small piece of fruit cake.