I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

@TheSharpertheJuice

Is today the day? And if not, when?

@TheSharpertheJuice Today is not the day, but next Tuesday is looking good.

@VeganCheesePlease

OK, I'm in! Will I get the promotion I have applied for?

@VeganCheesePlease YES! (unless the hiring committee makes a big mistake)

@MrsToadflax

What new career am I considering and should I go for it?

@MrsToadflax Estate agent, and you should definitely go for it!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa You said I got 'Bright pink sequin leggings' in the mail. Sorry but that's not what it was.

[quote AnotherRoastBeef]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa You said I got 'Bright pink sequin leggings' in the mail. Sorry but that's not what it was.[/quote]
@AnotherRoastBeef
Oh, no! Royal Mail lost the package?!?

Will my coffee beans order come today ?

@AlCalavicci

Will my coffee beans order come today ?

@AlCalavicci It'll come tomorrow. But if you get pink leggings instead, PM AnotherRoastBeef. Hers have gone missing.

Am I pregnant?

Nooo I want it today >>looks sadly at empty coffee bean caddy

How many children will I have?

@Fetchthevet

Am I pregnant?

@Fetchthevet Hard to say. Ask me again in eight months (preferably with a picture attached).

[quote AlCalavicci]Nooo I want it today >>looks sadly at empty coffee bean caddy

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa you said the new career I'm thinking of is being an estate agent, which it isn't. HOWEVER, I do spend a lot of time looking for a new home, so feel a bit like an estate agent So, my next question is - when will we find our dream home?

@BlueForgetMeNot

How many children will I have?

@BlueForgetMeNot Two girls May I recommend nicknaming them 'Chips' and 'Salsa'?

[quote MrsToadflax]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa you said the new career I'm thinking of is being an estate agent, which it isn't. HOWEVER, I do spend a lot of time looking for a new home, so feel a bit like an estate agent So, my next question is - when will we find our dream home?[/quote]
@MrsToadflax
Oh, I meant that your new career would be so lucrative that you'll need an estate agent (to look for a bigger/nicer home).

You will find your dream home in late 2022.

I think I actually enjoy how creative you are with amending your answers more than the original answers!

What’s my new bra size?

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa but thats my fav blue jumper !
How long should I sulk for cos you said it needs to go in the bin

You should paint a self portrait, but instead of a human body it's the body of a hawk, and the hawk is wearing Crocs.

That might be a bit beyond my skill level!

When will I lose weight?

@BakeOffRewatch

I think I actually enjoy how creative you are with amending your answers more than the original answers!

What’s my new bra size?

@BakeOffRewatch, thanks, but what do you mean by 'amending'? My answers are always right the first time. Sometimes they just need a little clarification.

And your new bra size is 34D.

[quote AlCalavicci]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa but thats my fav blue jumper !
How long should I sulk for cos you said it needs to go in the bin [/quote]
@AlCalavicci
Oh, you can read the strikeout part? You should sulk until 10:05 p.m. tonight. After that, just let it go (and by 'it' I mean the jumper).

@sundaydisposition

You should paint a self portrait, but instead of a human body it's the body of a hawk, and the hawk is wearing Crocs.

That might be a bit beyond my skill level!

@sundaydisposition But if a painting doesn't contain a pair of Crocs, can it even be considered art?

@HerRoyalRisesAgain

When will I lose weight?

@HerRoyalRisesAgain The problem isn't as big as you imagine it to be. But, anyway, a little bit guaranteed tomorrow (trim your fingernails), then starting to see some results mid-September.

Clarifying, of course, sorry!

What’s my favourite children’s book for 5yo and under?

@BakeOffRewatch

Clarifying, of course, sorry!

What’s my favourite children’s book for 5yo and under?

@BakeOffRewatch The Very Ugly Caterpillar (fwiw, I don't really agree with the book's message...)