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I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 28/08/2021 20:57

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 11:52

@TheSharpertheJuice

Is today the day? And if not, when?
@TheSharpertheJuice Today is not the day, but next Tuesday is looking good.
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 11:54

@VeganCheesePlease

OK, I'm in! Will I get the promotion I have applied for?
@VeganCheesePlease YES! (unless the hiring committee makes a big mistake)
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 11:56

@MrsToadflax

What new career am I considering and should I go for it?
@MrsToadflax Estate agent, and you should definitely go for it!
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AnotherRoastBeef · 30/08/2021 12:01

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa You said I got 'Bright pink sequin leggings' in the mail. Sorry but that's not what it was.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 12:07

[quote AnotherRoastBeef]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa You said I got 'Bright pink sequin leggings' in the mail. Sorry but that's not what it was.[/quote]
@AnotherRoastBeef
Oh, no! Royal Mail lost the package?!? Angry

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AlCalavicci · 30/08/2021 12:19

Will my coffee beans order come today ?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 12:26

@AlCalavicci

Will my coffee beans order come today ?
@AlCalavicci It'll come tomorrow. But if you get pink leggings instead, PM AnotherRoastBeef. Hers have gone missing.
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Fetchthevet · 30/08/2021 12:28

Am I pregnant?

AlCalavicci · 30/08/2021 12:31

Nooo I want it today >>looks sadly at empty coffee bean caddy

BlueForgetMeNot · 30/08/2021 12:35

How many children will I have?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 12:44

@Fetchthevet

Am I pregnant?
@Fetchthevet Hard to say. Ask me again in eight months (preferably with a picture attached).
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 12:49

[quote AlCalavicci]Nooo I want it today >>looks sadly at empty coffee bean caddy

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MrsToadflax · 30/08/2021 12:49

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa you said the new career I'm thinking of is being an estate agent, which it isn't. HOWEVER, I do spend a lot of time looking for a new home, so feel a bit like an estate agent Grin So, my next question is - when will we find our dream home?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 12:51

@BlueForgetMeNot

How many children will I have?
@BlueForgetMeNot Two girls May I recommend nicknaming them 'Chips' and 'Salsa'?
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 12:53

[quote MrsToadflax]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa you said the new career I'm thinking of is being an estate agent, which it isn't. HOWEVER, I do spend a lot of time looking for a new home, so feel a bit like an estate agent Grin So, my next question is - when will we find our dream home?[/quote]
@MrsToadflax
Oh, I meant that your new career would be so lucrative that you'll need an estate agent (to look for a bigger/nicer home). Grin

You will find your dream home in late 2022.

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BakeOffRewatch · 30/08/2021 16:53

I think I actually enjoy how creative you are with amending your answers more than the original answers!

What’s my new bra size?

AlCalavicci · 30/08/2021 17:07

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa but thats my fav blue jumper !
How long should I sulk for cos you said it needs to go in the bin Shock

sundaydisposition · 30/08/2021 18:08

You should paint a self portrait, but instead of a human body it's the body of a hawk, and the hawk is wearing Crocs.

That might be a bit beyond my skill level! Smile

HerRoyalRisesAgain · 30/08/2021 18:09

When will I lose weight?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 21:13

@BakeOffRewatch

I think I actually enjoy how creative you are with amending your answers more than the original answers!

What’s my new bra size?

@BakeOffRewatch, thanks, but what do you mean by 'amending'? My answers are always right the first time. Sometimes they just need a little clarification. Grin

And your new bra size is 34D.

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 21:16

[quote AlCalavicci]@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa but thats my fav blue jumper !
How long should I sulk for cos you said it needs to go in the bin Shock[/quote]
@AlCalavicci
Oh, you can read the strikeout part? Blush You should sulk until 10:05 p.m. tonight. After that, just let it go (and by 'it' I mean the jumper).

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 21:18

@sundaydisposition

You should paint a self portrait, but instead of a human body it's the body of a hawk, and the hawk is wearing Crocs.

That might be a bit beyond my skill level! Smile

@sundaydisposition But if a painting doesn't contain a pair of Crocs, can it even be considered art?
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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 21:23

@HerRoyalRisesAgain

When will I lose weight?
@HerRoyalRisesAgain The problem isn't as big as you imagine it to be. But, anyway, a little bit guaranteed tomorrow (trim your fingernails), then starting to see some results mid-September.
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BakeOffRewatch · 30/08/2021 21:37

Clarifying, of course, sorry!

What’s my favourite children’s book for 5yo and under?

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UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa · 30/08/2021 21:39

@BakeOffRewatch

Clarifying, of course, sorry!

What’s my favourite children’s book for 5yo and under?

@BakeOffRewatch The Very Ugly Caterpillar (fwiw, I don't really agree with the book's message...)
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