I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 2

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

Continuing the original thread from [[https://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/4273553-I-know-everything-about-you-AMA?pg=1 here]. I'll be answering questions on the original thread until it's full.

@Krazykaren07

An S was here that night while we were out

What are the lottery numbers joke! Can I be really cheeky as I'm feeling so miserable but then you know that
Will I ever write my book x

@Krazykaren07

Oh, yes, I know all about S. A very untrustworthy individual indeed! But it's been such a long time, so you should just let it go.

Yes, you WILL write your book. Start with just ten minutes a day until you get some traction (I expect a free signed copy when it gets published).

I do NOT know the Lotto numbers, and I cannot condone gambling (though I do it myself occasionally...). If I did know the numbers for this Saturday, they would be 17, 36, 38, 54, the number of people you had Christmas dinner with, and your house number. I have to give it in code, of course.

Sorry you're feeling miserable. It will get better (but probably not because of a lottery win).

@Krazykaren07 The Christmas dinner thing was including yourself. I knew you would be wondering about that.

You are right of course OP I was wondering that

This thread and your responses have cheered me up no end thank you x

Will I have a baby?

No.

No, is the answer to my question OP, but what was the question. Clue, it involves:

1. Sardinia
2. Horse manure
3. John Travolta

@KrazyKaren07

You are right of course OP I was wondering that

This thread and your responses have cheered me up no end thank you x

@KrazyKaren07 Of course, I also knew this thread would cheer you up (but it's still nice to hear).

@AdrianeMole

Will I have a baby?

@AdrianMole I hope, hope, hope that you will!

@Magnited

No.

No, is the answer to my question OP, but what was the question. Clue, it involves:

1. Sardinia
2. Horse manure
3. John Travolta

@Magnited Well, colour me intrigued, but I'm afraid I can only provide answers, not questions (as this is "Ask Me Anything"). But to answer your question...no. I'm quite confident about that!

Yes!

@Magnited

Yes!

@Magnited Thanks for understanding (I knew you would). Answering with a question just wouldn't be fair to other posters...or John Travolta, for that matter!

Why am I being such a massive dick?

@TomAllenWife

Why am I being such a massive dick?

@TomAllenWife Your words, not mine. It's because stress levels are sky-high at the moment (that's a reason, not an excuse). It'll pass, but try to keep it contained as much as possible.

Hi Donna, when is my bloody car gonna be sorted? I've been walking so loooooong.

@ItsOverFlo

Hi Donna, when is my bloody car gonna be sorted? I've been walking so loooooong.

Good to see you again, @ItsOverFlo. I knew you'd be popping by eventually. Your car won't be sorted until late February. Fortunately, walking's good for you.

Late February???
Good God, is it going on holiday without me? I mean it's not Dick Van Dyke putting Chitty back together.
Where's mystic Meg when you need her eh?

I love this thread and you have been accurate so far so thank you 😊
A silly question this time lol 😆, will my toenail come off soon? ❤️

@ItsOverFlo

Late February??? Good God, is it going on holiday without me? I mean it's not Dick Van Dyke putting Chitty back together. Where's mystic Meg when you need her eh?

@ItsOverFlo, supply chain issues are the main problem, as well as my giving inaccurate answers people being off sick.

@ILoveYouMoreTheEnd

I love this thread and you have been accurate so far so thank you 😊 A silly question this time lol 😆, will my toenail come off soon? ❤️

@ILoveYouMoreTheEnd I knew the answers would be accurate, but it's good to get an official report. Most people disappear after getting an answer because it was so spot in that it spooked them.

About the toenail: 17 January

Ooooh thank you wise one.
So when I wear my evil eye charm at work who is it protecting me from if any of the 5 people I work directly with? 🤔 an initial of first christian name would be great xxxx

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa ... anxiously awaiting 17 January to hear about @ILoveYouMoreTheEnd 's toenail

[quote Sweetpea1532]**@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* ... anxiously awaiting 17 January to hear about @ILoveYouMoreTheEnd* 's toenail[/quote]
Haha I'll keep you updated @sweetpea1532. 😘

@ILoveYouMoreTheEnd
Hahahalol! That's ever so kind of you...it'll be the highlight of my year! 🤢😂

Of course @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa knew I'd want to know about it @ILoveYouMoreTheEnd
Right, Salsa!?!😘

[quote Sweetpea1532]@ILoveYouMoreTheEnd
Hahahalol! That's ever so kind of you...it'll be the highlight of my year! 🤢😂[/quote]
It'll be the highlight of mine cos it's bruised black and sore

@ILoveYouMoreTheEnd

Ooooh thank you wise one. So when I wear my evil eye charm at work who is it protecting me from if any of the 5 people I work directly with? 🤔 an initial of first christian name would be great xxxx

@ILoveYouMoreTheEnd You definitely need protection from M, so it's wise to wear that charm. Of course, I knew you were wise.