This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

I noticed that too bakeoff

[portaloo]

@BakeOffRewatch How come you’re so nice to @TrustworthyPartyPerson and so mean to the rest of us

Oops! That was supposed to say "SLAPS Trustworthy on the back".

Ow! That hurt!

Some of you might like this game, and I'm not just saying that to get you off the thread.

Holy fuck! Has anyone been putting food put for Zac???

Oh.....fuck. it's not good.

We need bin bags, and some shovels and a desserted spot in this thread. Maybe the part where @Salsa was talking about her potato salad?

Oh: my. God. I forgot Zac?! How could I forget him 😱

This is not good. Has anyone seen Zac? I've left quite a few snacks around the thread, so maybe he's been surviving on those.

Zak's fine, he's been living on picky bits and MN chicken. He may be slightly... tubbier than he used to be but he needed feeding up anyway, all those muscles aren't attractive on a young man.

MOTHER!!! why are you still on salsa's thread!!? And where's my Zac?

hey honey, try some of this MN chicken, your mom cooked it last Monday and it's lasted all week!

bump

Phew! I'm glad Zac is okay. Nigella was about to go rogue with the shovels. Now... ahem...if you could all just make your way to the exits.

@ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba, stop bumping the thread! I'm not trying to fill it up with random comments! I have more profound thoughts to share and an increasingly smaller space to do so.

phew!

Couldn't we have had a vote? Zac vs. Kurt

@TrustworthyPartyPerson err.. he needed to go to the gym after all the picky bits and MN chicken my mum fed him so I'm afraid you're stuck with me

Well, I didn't say I was voting for Zac. It was s going to be a secret ballot.

I'd better get my profound thoughts in before it's too late.

Profound thought #6 (I don't count Kurt's previous thought): Bigfoot's whole body is big. It should be called Bigbody.

Wow that’s another new piece of wisdom for me. I’m converted, no one else post on this thread!

Big Foot? His name is Harry Andthehendersens. Think he's from Sweden

@NigellaSeed
yes! It IS Harry..my DCs favourite film 😂

I won't stand for being corrected on my own thread. Show some respect!

Only 150 posts left? Okay, if I ration them and only post one profound thought a day, I'll still be able to use my thread until mid-February. Not ideal, but doable.