This is my thread and no one else can post on it.

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

[quote AlCalavicci]@sweetpea1532 secretary,
Uh oh salsa is not going to like that .
@AnneKipankitoo Can you give me a hand getting that lot out of the pool before salsa sees it .[/quote]
Too. Late.

hmm it is a nice evening , I think I will go into my beautiful peaceful back garden and on my very expensive loungers and read for a while .

umm where are my loungers and table ?

peers over fence

@Mychickenfeeds5foraweek, I'm so sorry about your chairs. I've been dealing with some unruly and uninvited people on my thread you're one of them now, so get out of here. I promise to replace any damaged chairs and also buy you 4 chickens (a one-month supply!).

I might also need a few days to get the centipedes under control. Again, I'm so sorry.

have the centipedes gone?

@KurtWilde, probably not. It would be safer if we all just left this thread.

[quote TrustworthyPartyPerson]@KurtWilde, probably not. It would be safer if we all just left this thread.[/quote]
And yet.. here you are

Yeah, well, I want to leave, but I have to make sure you all get home safely, so I think we should leave as a group.

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa , what on earth is going on over there ? I thought I saw people sliding down your washing line the other day into a ball pit but I had had half a teaspoon of sherry so I was a bit drunk .

Did you have something to do with the steal band and all that obscene (there were words like >>whispers

@KurtWilde i think they are over there ---> learning to juggle

@Mychickenfeeds5foraweek, that stuff had nothing to do with me. I was inside giving a riveting presentation about an exciting new business opportunity (we should talk later...you can get in on the ground floor!).

Oh, but please don't stick around. This is actually a private thread...um, ma'am.

I've just watched all 3 Ocean's films back to back. Still fab.

Now onto Agent 47, the good one with Timothy Olyphant.

There better not be any in my store cupboard. I've got all salsa's comfiest cushions in there and most of the snacks plus the fairy lights from then garden. It's where I hide out when she thinks I've left the thread. Ssshh don't tell her.

..oh hi @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa I didn't notice you there..

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa but there is unlimited chips and salsa on your thread , and I only had half a chicken wing, 2 peas and one slice of carrot for my tea ( mind you I was stuffed after all that food ) so some salsa would be nice.

ooh I see there is some popcorn and moon pies over there too ,

nNw you know I dont like to pry my dear but I did recall seeing several men entering your thread over the weekend , I would never call your thread a hussy but you know how her at number 47 can be . . . . .

Well I am feeling sleepy , salsa you wont mind if I just lie down on your sofa for a little while do you,

I wont be here long , I only need 3 hours sleep a week and then I will get up and donkey stone the steps and beat the carpets

I've come to the conclusion this thread is bonkers 🤪🙃

We're all mad here 🤪

But salsa is the most mad because we're still on her thread 😂

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@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa
Almost forgot

@FirstTimeMommy2021

We are all a bit daft on here but with so many sad and bitchy threads on here we def need a bit of light relief.
Would you like a gin and tonic , cider, fancy cocktail ?

Ah perhaps not all in the same glass tho eh

@KurtWilde

We're all mad here 🤪

But salsa is the most mad because we're still on her thread 😂

@KurtWilde, I'm this kind of mad --> , not the other kind (okay, maybe just a bit of the other kind).

@Sweetpea1532

🤪 *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* Almost forgot

Those are lovely shades of green, BUT it's not the same as an OP post! You can't just dangle something shiny in front of me and expect me to give up my mission of getting you all off this thread.

@FirstTimeMommy2021

I've come to the conclusion this thread is bonkers 🤪🙃

@FirstTimeMommy2021, that's yet another reason to LEAVE! There are certainly some...erm...characters on here.

@AlCalavicci, this is not a hangout spot! And you need to stop serving people drinks! Not sure if you noticed, but it makes them stay longer.

Ah, what a lovely wall of green, AS IT SHOULD BE!

Everyone is frittering away my remaining posts. Soon I'm not going to have the space to share the important things, like my hopes, my dreams, ... my recipe for potato salad...