Well I'm not sure this is right with regard to ice lollies...

[Sparklingbrook]

That bottom layer? Nooo. Rocket lolly better than a Fab?

@canihaveacoffeeplease

Hells yes! Twister made god tier, that's all that matters to me. You can keep the rest of the ice lollies!

These are DS's current favourite.

What a load of shit. It's universally accepted that mini milks are bottom tier lollies.

I love a jubbly! Although I think they’ve changed the recipe so not as nice as they used to be.

@ohfook

What a load of shit. It's universally accepted that mini milks are bottom tier lollies.

Yes! or below bottom tier.

They're the equivalents of the pink wafers

I give you Cider lollies.

They are the only deserving one to be on the Messiah tier!!

Closely followed by a pzazzz (or whatever they were called)

I keep seeing these in Waitrose. Alcoholic Calyppos.

Wtf is that rocket lolly? Purple, yellow and red with banana flavour if I recall correctly. Mini milks, especially strawberry ones, can go to the depths of hell. Twisters can stay where they are and Fabs can move to the top with them.

I tried some of those alcoholic ones, and I went to push it up, and the bottom split open and I got ice lolly lap.
They were pants.

God tier should be: nobbly bobbly, feast, cornetto

Mid tier: magnum, rocket lolly, fab

Forget it: just about every other ice thing

My God tier would be Solero, Magnum, mini milk.

Whatever happened to Toffee Crumble, and Megabytes (toffee OR banana flavour, both great)?

I used to love a toffee crumble. I still do love a cornetto.

I am not always a fan of the chocolate bar ice creams although do make an exception for a snickers. Dh bought the new boost ice creams a few weeks ago and they tasted like sand

Bonkers! Fabs and Cornettos are the best.

What? No Feast? This is a travesty!

Magnum is a choc ice with a handle

Love it! We call them choc ice with pretensions.

Why is nobbly nobbly not there?!

Have these people even looked in the ice lolly aisle?!

Cider refresher/lemonade lolly need to be on there. I do like mini milks but mainly because they are only about 30 calories.

@Sparklingbrook

Does anyone over the age of about 3 like a Mini Milk?

The chocolate ones were ok if you had nothing else, iirc, but obviously you'd have to eat more than one. Mini milks are in a category of their own, they're fine if you've got a small child who couldn't possibly eat a full sized ice cream before it melted and without most of it ending up on their hair, clothes, exposed skin (theirs and probably yours too). Trainer lollies.

Nobbly Bobbly and twister are elite

Mini milks are the only thing keeping me and my unborn baby alive. They are good tier.

Sorry to derail slightly, but I find it weird that people in the UK call such things 'ice lollies'. In Australia we call them ice creams which seems more sensible, given that they usually contain cream that is, indeed, icy.

However, one of our favourite ice creams is this, so perhaps we can't claim to be experts.

Way harsh on cornettos. They are a nutritious meal. Bread, dairy, nuts - basically they are a filling peanut butter sandwich and a glass of milk all in one 😂😂😂

(I lived on cornettos backpacking around Europe in the late 90’s. They were the fancy dinner to supplement the bread, jam, fruit and cream cheese I ate the rest of the time 🤣)

@Toesies I’d probably call them an ice block, to distinguish them from ice cream in a bowl. Agree about ice lollies though. Lollies are sweeties and ‘sweeties’ is just creepy sounding.

I regret never having a golden gaytime before I got coeliac. So iconic. I was too obsessed with rainbow billabongs.

Magnum is God tier, clearly. If anything, should be in a tier all of its own at the top. Just three different Magnums.

Fruit pastille lolly ice = 👑 King of lolly ices

This has no business in the bottom tier.