At my last place, we didn't say a word to the new kids, as many of them had come from countries which were significantly hotter than our piffling little 30 Celsius, but we secretly judged the ones who had at the least been living in the UK for a minimum of 12 years if not from birth and came in wearing shiny puffas that made them look - and smell - as though they were wearing a well padded binbag. Obviously, those with a very low BMI were also kept an eye on and SG reports made in case it was ED or SH related, but when there was no reason other than it's a £250 coat and I want everybody to know I've got a £250 coat (that I shouldn't be wearing because it's not part of uniform and some cunt will steal off me at knifepoint on the way home if they get half a chance), fuck's sake.
And then there were the girls. Skirts up their arses (as in actually exposing them when walking, never mind sitting), no tights, no scarves, just little pumps and dolly shoes when there was two foot of snow on the ground, but try and open a window in summer and they'd kick up a stink (which was what we were trying to get rid of) and their parents would complain we were giving them hypothermia.
None of this stops my current place having kids wearing t-shirts under shirts, jumpers, blazers and coats (plus a shawl sized scarf that isn't uniform in any shape or form and giant fabric hairbands that cover their foreheads and entire front half of their heads), not drinking any water and then complaining they have a headache and want to go home, either. I'm sorry, you've put on the entire winter uniform list in July, added extras, not taken in any fluids and then put something on your head to prevent any heat loss, refuse to take any of it off - and you're complaining you don't feel well and want me to drag your Mum out of work to come and get you whilst being totally sympathetic to your self inflicted predicament?
It's as ridiculous as the oh, so very wacky, men who think they're being amusing by wearing Hawaiian print board shorts and flip flops in January and every important event for their wives, when it's clear they wear a suit every day when it matters for their career.