Which mumsnet sin have you committed today?

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I have left the curtains in the top bedroom closed to keep the sun off the room

@PopsicleHustler

I called my husband "hubby"

Everyone start throwing up immediately!!!!

I call mine 'hubster'

I await this post being deleted on the grounds of offensive, upsetting language

DH and I share a bank account, I earn more than him, he does all the finances, I CBA.

I don't get offended and think about LTB when DH says I'm carrying a bit too much timber. I stop eating like a little piglet

I 💩 in the en-suite every day at least once
I have a toilet brush in every loo but it's those disposable ones
I don't open curtains until the sun has moved

I use disposable sanitary pads, eat ready meals and can’t drive - I’m not sinning in any of it but don’t explain just to annoy MN

Actually summing loo brush

Loo brush

Don’t read my posts meticulously to check for Spag or repeated words

I let the dog into the garden and he barked
I had two big glasses of red wine on a Tuesday
Told my preteen that he is a little shit sometimes

I just got back home after nearly a week away and flopped on the bed rather than doing anything productive.

I'll get around to productivity in an hour or so.

I've had a gin in the garden already with music playing.

Oh good one @bellsbuss we play music too! So do our neighbours, and they laugh and use their own hot tubs and their kids play noisy ball games and we don’t complain about their noise and they don’t complain about ours! Revolutionary

Had a McDonald's

Omg some of you sound horrific. A thread full of slovenly types 🤢 I hope some of these are jokes 🙈🙉😳😆

My neighbour is playing Dolly Parton And other country hits in her garden. I can hear it from my home office and I am merrily singing along.

I don't wear a bra,only if I really have too.
My kids have had chocolate brownie ice-cream and a can of coke.
I wash my 26 year olds clothes and sometimes pick him up from work.k.
I'm allergic to housework brings me out in a rash🤣.
And I he last time I ironed was 27 years ago and I blame pregnancy hormones for that lapse in judgement.

I didn't have a shower this morning and I put on yesterday's bra.
I ate toast and butter for breakfast, as I do everyday.
I put my underwear and tea towels on to wash, together.
I did DH's laundry too.
I looked after my grandchildren, fed them normal meals, told them off for being noisy, let them watch some TV, and DIDN'T FALL OUT WITH THEIR MOTHER OVER ANY OF IT. 😮
I don't have a paid job and (shock horror) live off DH's wages.
I hang our coats in the downstairs toilet.
I don't change the sheets every week.
Despite disliking my mother, I still speak to her.

I cook DH’s tea every evening...

I’ve also posted on several MN threads today without bothering to RTFT.

I love this thread

This thread gives me hope for humanity.

I met up with one of my adult step-children today because we really enjoy each other's company. We even waved one another off with a cheery "love you"

I bought a much appreciated wedding present that wasn't cash on demand ;)

I’ve also posted on several MN threads today without bothering to RTFT

I do this on purpose quite often. I'm more troll than member which is more fun

I just took my dog for a walk and let him off the lead. He ran up to another woman and her dog. She patted ddog then the two dogs played together. Then we went on our way.

I will be watching the football games & the teenagers will be drinking beer/cider.
I predict swearing, in front of the children, especially from me if Hungary scores.

I mailed a donation to an Israeli relief fund

I’m wearing the same pj’s I went to bed in

I gave my daughter unlimited screen time today

Just hung my knickers on the line.