Which mumsnet sin have you committed today?

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I have left the curtains in the top bedroom closed to keep the sun off the room

I also appear to be one of them Americans but fortunately I do not have an American accent so perhaps I will be forgiven.

I went out first thing this morning & brought the washing in. I do it regularly in summer & I don't care. I do check the overnight forecast though.

Smoke in the house.

I hung my washing out yesterday and it stayed out ALL NIGHT. It was a lot of washing and didn't fully dry so thought as it was going to be nice today I'd leave it out. I do this if there is a chance of rain on the day I hang it out but it will be dry the next day. Such a washing line rebel

Ten minutes ago I used a toilet brush.

Made the decisions of what to buy in the new supermarkets on my own without asking people what are their must haves
Brought dh his regular coffee in bed even though he had been a bit annoying during the night
Deleted a whatsapp message from an antagonistic old neighbour without agonising over what to do or asking for help on how to write a reply
Moved car from neighbours favourite spot because it's a nice thing to do

I cooked a rather fabulous meal and then posted it on Instagram because I wanted to.
Kill me now.

Some more:

Play video games even though I am an adult
Drink more than a thimbleful
Log burner
Let my dog go off-lead AND sleep on the bed AND lick my face
Tumble dry everything

not asked anyone of they've meant to be so rude.
not even the shadow of a head tilt

*if

I drive a 4x4
I have two poo crosses
I ironed my DH's shirt this morning and put his washing in the machine

Happily gave a friend money for their wedding present, at their request

Good god you’re all such filthy disgraces

I just answered the door even though I wasn’t expecting anyone and accepted a parcel for next door

I called my husband "hubby"

Everyone start throwing up immediately!!!!

Did the school run and only said hi to some of the people there.

My bedsheets haven't been changed for a month.

I'm sitting on my bed, which needs changing. So is the dog. I'm wearing knickers under my pjs. I'm about to eat a kit Kat. After another thread on here, I think I'll eat it "the wrong way" just for the divilment

Drove the kids to school in my pyjamas with a flask of tea
Made DH breakfast even though we are both WFH
Gave the kids sugary cereal in bed
Havent changed the sheets in well over 2 weeks

All before 2pm - I admit I am a MN sinner

I threw a chicken carcass away. In mumsnet land it had a mythical 3 meals and a broth in it.
Added to which the fecker wasnt organic.

whispers I have a toilet brush.....

And I let my 14 yo daughter use her mobile phone as an alarm. And I don't limit her screen time.

OMG, i break so many rules it's crazy.

I don't have personal towels
I have a hot tub
I have fake grass
My kid when he was younger loved fruit shoots
At 19 he still likes Greggs
I have a loo brush

I think I should stop now, I could probably think of loads more

@Honestmary

We don’t have kids (am I even allowed to be here 🧐) My husband and I shared a coffee and a natter before he went to work, he made the coffee. I work part time but we share all household jobs, I’ve emptied the dishwasher so far and made a chilli for dinner tonight My neighbours and I burn stuff all the time, we all have log burners, fire pits, pizza ovens. We never seek approval to do anything in our gardens, we like each other and get on well. Our neighbour has just fetched more wood back now, she will be burning it shortly Worst sin, we share our finances…………… I’ll be spending this evening shopping the Zara sale, without buying him something of equal value

Zara sale you say misses point of the thread

I've booked a yoni massage with Brian from Hull.
seemed legit