Which mumsnet sin have you committed today?

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I have left the curtains in the top bedroom closed to keep the sun off the room

@plumpuddisnice, oh yeah, 8pm, unless you are a size12/14 and then I was lying 😜

I had a bath and didn't shower afterwards.

I haven't drank any gin yet

Oh! Oh! Just remembered! I’ll be having a bath this evening before bed even although I’ve showered this morning! AND, all towels will be put in the washing basket afterwards!! What do you think about that then?!

I saw my lovely friend this morning, she's a transwoman and we play sport together!

She's the worst player in our team and nobody is intimidated by her.

She will also be coming to my wedding and it's unlikely that anyone will give two shits about her using the women's toilet

I'm sitting on my bed, which needs changing. So is the dog. I'm wearing knickers under my pjs. I'm about to eat a kit Kat. After another thread on here, I think I'll eat it "the wrong way" just for the divilment

I was fine with all of this , until you mentioned eating a kit kat the wrong way!!

Changed out of my mom jeans for my (dated) skinnies because DP (A Man!) said they flattered my figure more.

I had a boots meal deal for lunch (and cereal at breakfast) and I'm planning on eating AGAIN (including carbs!!) later

I had a shower this morning but I didnt wash my hair.
I'm on the train and I can't tell (yet) who's had a shower or only a wash, who's wearing the same clothes as yesterday or who has a scented pantyliner on!

I’m staying in the holiday let I own.

I'm helping my DD with a doctor's appointment. Apparently she's an adult who can / should do this for herself. DD is 21

Said on MN that my husband doesn't watch porn.

Gardening is DH's vice, not porn. And yes I can be 100% certain. He definitely has some Perelli calendars from the 70s though, because we looked up how much they go for on eBay.

Put all of the food my DS needs for his DoE expedition on our online shop. Apparently if I get involved in any way at all he will become a useless layabout.

I've got a wash on now. I forgot to do the towel. I haven't had a shower yet. I think I look quite sexy in an unwashed, grubby sorta way

I sent a birthday card to a friend who is a traveller
I ate carbohydrates
The man in the shop called me 'Love' and I did not accuse him of misogynism
Later on, I will be watching the football, followed by Coronation St

I don't iron.

I referred to a vulva as a vagina.

I'm enjoying life.

I ate a kit kat without snapping it, and in two bites no less.
I haven't done any laundry for a week and when I do get round to it I will wash it in a mixed pile of colours and fabrics and it will all go in the tumble dryer.
I washed my hair rather than shower, and only because of a Teams meeting. I haven't showered for 3 days. I continued to enjoy WFH today.
I own a toilet brush but have never used it, I bought it to match the bin. It is in the downstairs toilet which we are not supposed to poo in, but I did anyway.
My MIL asked my opinion on some tiles for her en suite and I gave my truthful opinion which she valued because we are friends.
We had a takeaway last night and it's ready meals tonight because I've decided I'm bored of cooking.

I have given DS pizza TWICE in one week AND a macdonalds too.

(In my defence there were mitigating circumstances )

I'm not on a diet

I painted my side of my neighbours fence (I confess it's not the first time I've committed this sin ).

I'm now considering putting my washing out!

My neighbour is having a BBQ and I don’t give a shit.

I haven’t been outraged once today
I did let my 18 month old have Cheerios for breakfast and some cake this afternoon

My floor is filthy and instead of hoovering I am watching Loki in a slightly pervy and slovenly manner (scruffy clothes, grubby feet)

Haven’t washed any clothes, sheets or towels