Can anyone tell what this says?

[moochews]

Before I swipe it off?

It's been bothering me all day! I don't actually know who's written it. Only one other adult/capable person of writing in this house and it wasn't him

Looks like it was signed by Gary?

Once upon a time there was a door? Not sure what comes next...

And then something about Lily Bear? Or Brewer?

Love Jody

A door named Drew?

Hmm, we don't know of any Gary men. Can't say I've met one in the last few years either!

Once upon a time there was a named D B B__
Love you x

Once again a ???? *** was a door saved (or maybe named?) Drag
Hoy Braw! Love goog

Are you thinking it could have been done by a poltergeist? It looks sinister and evil to me. 🙈

Is the name Judy? Jenny? Joey?

I think it says love you at the end with a loopy U.

Move

Once upon a time there was a deer (?) named Drew (?) something Brew. Love you x

Once upon a time there was a door (or dog?) named something something something. Love something (either you or Gary)

Once upon a time there was a door named Draw.

Lby Brew

Love Ginz

I read it as something like “once upon a time there was a deer/door named Drew/Draw, Hey Drew! Love Jenny/Judy”

How strange. Don't know a Jenny either.

No literate folk in the house in the last week, beyond a man who fixed the washing machine yesterday - Doubt he was scheming things to write on a Peppa Pig toy

Oh ya it definitely could be “love you” with a squiggly kiss at the end.

Once upon a ??? There was a door named ????
???? ????
Love Gary.....that is the best I can do 😁

Yeah - don’t know what my autocorrect did there!

Once upon a (brag?)
there was a
door(?) named Drew/Drag?
Hey Drew
love you x

Once again a brag, there was a door named drag, something something (second word might be poseur) love George or Gary.

@ApolloandDaphne

A door named Drew?

That's the only bit I thought I could read.

I thought the last line was love going...through the door called Drew I guess...

Once again a brag
How was a door named Drag
Hey brother
Love you x

Oooo!!
I love a mystery!!!
Do you have a secret admirer storyteller ghost?