Can anyone tell what this says?

[moochews]

Before I swipe it off?

It's been bothering me all day! I don't actually know who's written it. Only one other adult/capable person of writing in this house and it wasn't him

Once upon a time there was a door named Drew. ??? ??? Love you x

Once upon a brag
There was a door named drag
Hey Jude!
Love goog

1st line: Once upon a .... (doesn't look like 'time')
2nd line: there was a
3rd line: door named Draw
4th line: 'LTY' Draw !
5th line: Love you

For some reason i'm reading it in a Scotish accent

A haunted peppa pig etch a sketch!

Think I’ve completed Mumsnet now

It does look like once upon a 'brag' ...

Is that slang in any local dialect?

Once upon a time,
there was a
door named Draw,
??by Draw!
Love you x

Once upon a time
there was a
door named Draw
my brew
love gary

One of you is a sleepwalker

Once upon a time there was a dog named Draw
Hey Draw
Love you

What? You found this in your house and nobody capable of writing, wrote it?

Who cares what it says. Burn it, with fire.

That's slightly terrifying 🥲

I think the 'door' might actually be 'dog'

I definitely think it's love you at the end, the you looks like they went from the u down into a kiss, I also think it's 'dog' with a capital G, doG

Not sure what it's named though

I think it's dog too! The loop of the g just has a bit missing! The end is something forever love you

I agree with a PP, this was done by a sleepwalker. I'm one and it's the kind of thing I would do.

Definitely says "love you"

I can confirm it says

Once upon a time, there was a boo named Drew

Hey Drew! Love you x

Messaged friendly washing machine man who replied saying he did write it

@Gertie75

I definitely think it's love you at the end, the you looks like they went from the u down into a kiss, I also think it's 'dog' with a capital G, doG

Not sure what it's named though

I can see what you mean. There are no other capitals out of place though.

Is it{
Once upon a bray
there was a
door named Dray

something something

Love you.

I'd be pretty freaked out by this!

How creepy lol. Why would he 1. Write a note. 2. Such an obscure one?

@moochews

I can confirm it says

Once upon a time, there was a boo named Drew

Hey Drew! Love you x

Messaged friendly washing machine man who replied saying he did write it

Is the washing machine man married to Drew or something? Why did he write it?

He says in his text he was 'after a little chuckle' lol

Oh my god this has freaked me the fuck out

Eh!? Is it some sort of inside joke between you two!? How random!

Once upon a time
there was a
loo named Dear
Lily Bear
I love you

deep🤣

1. It makes no sense
2. Are you friends with the washing machine man?
3. Who the fuck is drew?
4. Why is he saying he loves you?
5. Is this real

Well that's no bloody fun OP! I wanted a haunted Pepper Pig writer mystery! At least for a day or two.