Can anyone tell what this says?

[moochews]

Before I swipe it off?

It's been bothering me all day! I don't actually know who's written it. Only one other adult/capable person of writing in this house and it wasn't him

Once soon a ? There was a door(?) named Drew, Hey Drew! Love Gary

Once upon a time there was a door called Drake
Ily Gary

@Allmyarseandpeggymartin

A haunted peppa pig etch a sketch!

Think I’ve completed Mumsnet now

😂😂😂😂😂

Please tell us who Drew is. Is it you, and does the washing machine man love you?

Do you actually know anyone called Drew? Does the washing machine man? Are you sure he's actually a washing machine man and not cable guy? Also why would you message a professional who came to fix your washing machine to ask if he left you a brain fart on a peppa pig etch a sketch?
So many questions ....

@moochews

I can confirm it says

Once upon a time, there was a boo named Drew

Hey Drew! Love you x

Messaged friendly washing machine man who replied saying he did write it

Oh thank god

Etch a Sketches are hard to resist. I cannot pass one by without a quick squiggle, but this is ODD.

That’s a weird fucking message for a stranger to write on a kids toy whilst at work.

Once upon a time there was door name Door, Holy Door!
Love joey

Looks to me like it's signed by Judy.

Once upon a time,
There was a
loo named Drew
Hey Drew!
Love you

Once upon a time there was a (door? Deer? Really unclear) named __ (starts with D or O) comma maybe after this part?
_ (Looks like it could be Lily Brewer?)

Love You (or love Jerry)

That's what I've got, but could be completely wrong!

Just read the update- glad you solved the mystery!

I read the first bit as Ince upon a time there was a door named Ajar....

Ie, you left the door open and someone came in and wrote this as a joke? To show they'd been in ?

Think the washing machine man wanted a brew? Are you Northern?

@Peanutbuttercupisyum

Once upon a time there was door name Door, Holy Door! Love joey

Sounds like a beautiful Christmas carol!

Love it!
Well done washing machine repair man for bringing a bit of light-heartedness in these gloomy times.
He's clearly unhinged, however

Boo can be slang for Beau. Says I love you

Thank god you solved the mystery ! That would have driven me mad.

Maybe he wrote it, photographed it and sent it to someone? Called Drew?