What makes a man crap in bed?

[biggirlknickers]

A question inspired by a post on another thread, along the lines of: ‘a man with no sense of rhythm and poor coordination is guaranteed to be crap in bed’.

So what do we mean by ‘crap in bed’? (other than selfishness, which presumably isn’t linked to lack of rhythm.)

@bringincrazyback

Oh, and wanting 69 every time.

I had an ex like this. Refused to go down on me unless I was giving him a blow job at the same time. Made it so difficult to get into it. He'd then complain about how long I took to orgasm.

He watched too much porn and truly believed he was god's gift. In the swing of things, he'd announce how lucky I was to be with him because he was a "motherfucking rockstar" (he worked at Parcelforce!!)

He was selfish and decluded in every facet of his life, not just in bed. Thankfully, my judgment is better these days ...

I had a partner who thought he was the most amazing lover because he made foreplay last about two hours (I kid you not!). It was the most boring, repetitive and unfulfilling experience. The relationship didn't last!

I think, in the last few years of being with my ex, the number of times he ever focused on me without expecting me to be working on him at the same time could be counted in single figures.

I had to be doing something to him, or he'd be pounding away, all the time. While he might reciprocate some of the time.

Worst occasion was when we got started and he just straight away pushed his dick in. When he came, I said what about me, and he whined and said he wanted to come first that time, got up for the bathroom and ignored me.

He was selfish anyway, would ask me what I liked, then do his own idea of what I liked meaning it wasn't what I liked. He liked to call the shots in the relationship, so sex fitted in well with that.

Selfishness

Some people are just not good at everything?

I'm female, bi and extremely passionate. The ideas are in my head but I feel so clumsy when I'm actually doing things, particularly to a woman.

I don't think I'm good in bed at all.

The title reminded me of a bloke at work. He said I go every morning regular at 7o’ clock. The trouble is I don’t wake up till 8.

I’ll get my coat.

In the swing of things, he'd announce how lucky I was to be with him because he was a "motherfucking rockstar" (he worked at Parcelforce!!)

Now that made me laugh.

Antidepressants, not their fault in this case but it does affect ability to maintain!

@motogogo Yes indeed my dh wasn’t fussed even at the earliest times but his meds have made him impotent. He’s not bothered so I survive with my crushes, we do love each other so I’m not going anywhere, but having only three men I’ll never have the great sex people go on about.

@FlatteredFool what does sleep apnea have to do with bad sex?